Kieran McConville
ONE love, blood, life
That's right folks, it's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood!
So come on down to CARTRIDGE WORLD for this ONE DAY ONLY SUPER SALE! A truly SOUL WARPING kingdom of home office supplies awaits your eager fingers, all half-priced for ONE DAY ONLY!!!!
We're torching the shop for the insurance money, but don't tell the receivers or we're really gonna be in the shite!! Help out a local hero, help CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE pay for his emergency pad in the Florida Keys - BUY BUY BUY from the ASTROFUCKINGNOMICAL selection of cartridges, marital aids, printer ribbons and office furniture at the CARTRIDGE WORLD SUPER MELTDOWN SALE!!!!
Greater minds than ours have failed at the cartridge game, but NOBODY goes out of business with quite as much FLAIR and PANACHE as CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE!!!! Spare a penny for a poor bugger?
So come on down to CARTRIDGE WORLD for this ONE DAY ONLY SUPER SALE! A truly SOUL WARPING kingdom of home office supplies awaits your eager fingers, all half-priced for ONE DAY ONLY!!!!
We're torching the shop for the insurance money, but don't tell the receivers or we're really gonna be in the shite!! Help out a local hero, help CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE pay for his emergency pad in the Florida Keys - BUY BUY BUY from the ASTROFUCKINGNOMICAL selection of cartridges, marital aids, printer ribbons and office furniture at the CARTRIDGE WORLD SUPER MELTDOWN SALE!!!!
Greater minds than ours have failed at the cartridge game, but NOBODY goes out of business with quite as much FLAIR and PANACHE as CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE!!!! Spare a penny for a poor bugger?