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[cobl04]

I wonder if anyone ever figured out what accent Tommy Wiseau has and why his face resembles rubber.

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HOW GRAPHIC THEY ARE ARGGHHHHHHHHH

 

[The Sad Punk]

Drinking is the only way too get through seeing Tommy's arse, really.

 

[The Sad Punk]

"American", apparently.

Himomhowareyou

God I love Claudette

 

[cobl04]

I just saw his pubes.

"Did you liek last night?"
"Yes I did."
"Haheheh"

OH GOD the mother.

 

[The Sad Punk]

It's like she's got an internal soundboard that just consists of positive quotes about Johnny and someone pressed shuffle.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER

 

[The Sad Punk]

Mark is VERY BUSY

 

[cobl04]

Hahahahaha it's just like he wrote this to boost his ego.

When I saw this at Cinema Nova, every time Claudette said something like "you can't support yourself" the crowd yells "BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN". There's a whole booklet of instructions, it's like seeing Rocky Horror

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'm gonna have to see it in a cinema someday.

Wine at noon.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I hope that most affairs start like this.

 

[cobl04]

Could Mark and Lisa be any less into this sex scene?

 

[The Sad Punk]

You Are My Rose is quite the jam, though!

... I'm not sure why it wasn't playing during the sex scene that involved roses, though.

 

[cobl04]

Indeed it is.

She just moaned for like two minutes and JOHNNY'S BEST FRIEND didn't get within a metre of her.

Why did you do this to me, you bitch of a woman!

 

[The Sad Punk]

He's your best friend.

 

[The Sad Punk]

That fucking dog

 

[cobl04]

That fucking flower shop scene gets me every time. It's perfect in every way.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Definitely the finest twenty seconds in cinematic history. You're not wrong.

Look at that Denny, he's such a street kid.

 

[cobl04]

Danny's the creepiest character in a movie ever. In a movie with Tommy Wiseau.

I'm so busy. Can I get you a drink?

That fucking dog

I think it's the same dog they used in Men in Black.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Did you get your promotion?
Nah



You didn't get it, did you?

 

[cobl04]

did you get your promotion?
No.
..............
You didn't get your promotion did you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ironically, Lisa is the only character in this movie who doesn't love Johnny.

 

[cobl04]

Did you get your promotion?
Nah



You didn't get it, did you?

did you get your promotion?
No.
..............
You didn't get your promotion did you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We think about efrything

 

[The Sad Punk]

Imagine if your first drink, at the age of forty six, was a mix of scotch and vodka.

And imagine thinking it tastes good.

 

[cobl04]

"I can't drink this"

I don't think Tommy physically can.

 

[The Sad Punk]

God dammit that broken glass sound effect

 

[cobl04]

oh, the redubs

 

[The Sad Punk]

Why does she need a clipboard?

 

[The Sad Punk]

They're curing lots of people every day.

I'm sure I'll be alright.

 

[cobl04]

Sorry, I used that sex scene to refill.

The delivery of that cancer line is amazing.

 

[The Sad Punk]

... and he hit me.

JOHNNY DOESN'T DRINK

 

[The Sad Punk]

Did you, er, know, - Chocolate, is the symbol of love