Family Guy Appreciation Thread
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unosdostres14
Refugee
Yeah American Dad debuts on the same night I believe.....
MissVelvetDress_75
Blue Crack Addict
Jack In The Box
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
I love Family Guy... they are weird, I have to wait like 2 or 3 months more for new season
dan_smee
ONE love, blood, life
I can't believe how bad fishing was, all we caught was this tin can, a boot, an old tyre... and this book of cliches!!!
A_Wanderer
ONE love, blood, life
Theres. A. Fidler. On. The. Roof. A. Fidler. On. The. Roof. Why. In. Our. Village. Of. An.A.Tev.Ka. Is. There. A. Fidler. On. The. Roof...........Khaaaaann!
I also especially like
A boat is a boat, the box could be anything, even a boat.
Or
You, bring me the wall street journal, you two fight to the death!
I also especially like
A boat is a boat, the box could be anything, even a boat.
Or
You, bring me the wall street journal, you two fight to the death!
dandy
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
stewie 
tarquinsuperb
War Child
Peter: Come on Stewie don't you want to pee in the toilet like a big boy. I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself. I was so proud.
(flashback to 2 years ago)Peter: Hey Lois. I did it.
Stewie: Well. Perhaps I could give it the old college try. Why don't you put your hands right there. It'll help me to relax.
Peter: Ok buddy.(slam) Awww. Maybe you don't have to pee.
Peter:I ought to just give you some beer it goes right through you.
Stewie: Wonderful. While were at it why don't we just light up a doobie and watch some porn.
Peter: Ehh... yeah
Stewie: Listen you. I will use these facilities when I'm damn well ready. Until then you will continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful of the opportunity. Starting right ...emm..emmm... well not now but soon.
(flashback to 2 years ago)Peter: Hey Lois. I did it.
Stewie: Well. Perhaps I could give it the old college try. Why don't you put your hands right there. It'll help me to relax.
Peter: Ok buddy.(slam) Awww. Maybe you don't have to pee.
Peter:I ought to just give you some beer it goes right through you.
Stewie: Wonderful. While were at it why don't we just light up a doobie and watch some porn.
Peter: Ehh... yeah
Stewie: Listen you. I will use these facilities when I'm damn well ready. Until then you will continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful of the opportunity. Starting right ...emm..emmm... well not now but soon.
felix_las_vegas
The Fly
Stewie: Click, click, bloody-click pancakes!
Ah, I love family guy. Me and my step-brother make a ritual of watching the DVDs... but I didn't know there were new episodes! You've got me excited now...
Ah, I love family guy. Me and my step-brother make a ritual of watching the DVDs... but I didn't know there were new episodes! You've got me excited now...
Mullen4Prez
Banned
Stewie
yertle-the-turtle
ONE love, blood, life
ah yes I love this show!
Lois: Peter, why would they make you President?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all fifty states in a quarter of a second: RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud, yelping noise.
~~~
Vacuum Repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.
~~~
Lois: Oh my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk.
~~~
Peter: What the hell did you do?!
Brian: Me?! Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?!
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
~~~
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.
~~~
Chris: Hey, Dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home!
Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast, they slam him right into the fridge.
~~~
Peter: Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all fifty states in a quarter of a second: RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud, yelping noise.
~~~
Vacuum Repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.
~~~
Lois: Oh my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk.
~~~
Peter: What the hell did you do?!
Brian: Me?! Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?!
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
~~~
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.
~~~
Chris: Hey, Dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home!
Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast, they slam him right into the fridge.
~~~
Peter: Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
The Don: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know? Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?
Cap'n Crunch: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies! My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth. With all due respect...
Cap'n Crunch: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies! My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth. With all due respect...
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
"Dear Diary: JACKPOT!"
"You outta time, baby!"
funniest. show. ever.
"You outta time, baby!"
funniest. show. ever.
elevatedmole
Rock n' Roll Doggie
"What do you bring on a picnic?" "Blanket!" "Potato salad!" "Dead Lois!"
MissVelvetDress_75
Blue Crack Addict
tarquinsuperb said:
knox
Refugee
Tom Tucker: "And now, here's Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather forecast. Ollie?"
Ollie Williams: "I'S GON' RAIN!"
Tom Tucker: "Thanks, Ollie."
Link to watch it.
Ollie Williams: "I'S GON' RAIN!"
Tom Tucker: "Thanks, Ollie."
Link to watch it.
Macfistowannabe
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Chicken fa-jitas. 
ILuvLarryMullen
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
Another best show I've never watched???
OK, I'm on....when?
And is American Dad the CIA guy???
OK, I'm on....when?
And is American Dad the CIA guy???
elevatedmole
Rock n' Roll Doggie
I used to hate Family Guy. I don't know why. Obviously, I've changed my tune.
But I still really don't like American Dad.
I'll watch it once the real season starts, but I was pretty unimpressed with the pilot.
But I still really don't like American Dad.
I'll watch it once the real season starts, but I was pretty unimpressed with the pilot.
daygloeyes2
Blue Crack Addict
*Peter hands sign to person waiting in the airport reading "I am deaf. Please buy this sign for $2.00"*
Person: Aw come on, just because he's deaf he thinks I'm going to buy this! What an idiot!
Peter: Hey, just because I'm deaf doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
*people start staring at him*
I mean, what?
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Peter: Look at all the garbage the New Yorkers are dumping on our lawn. The New York Times, New Yorker Magazine, the New York Mets.
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Person: Aw come on, just because he's deaf he thinks I'm going to buy this! What an idiot!
Peter: Hey, just because I'm deaf doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
*people start staring at him*
I mean, what?
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Peter: Look at all the garbage the New Yorkers are dumping on our lawn. The New York Times, New Yorker Magazine, the New York Mets.
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
pepokiss
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
is it just me? or is Peter Griffin the new Homer Simpson?
because Homer is great, but not as much as it used to be... while Peter is just outstanding
*let the bashing begin*
because Homer is great, but not as much as it used to be... while Peter is just outstanding
*let the bashing begin*
daygloeyes2
Blue Crack Addict
pepokiss said:is it just me? or is Peter Griffin the new Homer Simpson?
because Homer is great, but not as much as it used to be... while Peter is just outstanding
*let the bashing begin*
He's on his way to becoming the next one....he already has him beaten in weight.
