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No, oh hell no. Orange juice or something.
If it were just nausea or something, I'd recommend V8...but not with the problem she's having!
nah, orange juice burns your ass when it comes out.

WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION?!

:lmao: I dunno what's funnier, the diarrhea-juice connosieur (sp?) conversation or the fact that we know this stuff...
 
I only disagree because....he's just not attractive bald.


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He was quite good in...:doh: I can't remember the name of the movie now. Wow, memory, fail harder.
 
nah, orange juice burns your ass when it comes out.

WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION?!

:lmao: I dunno what's funnier, the diarrhea-juice connosieur (sp?) conversation or the fact that we know this stuff...

:lmao:

Yeah, I know that OJ burns your sphincter faster than pure acid so I stayed away from that.....


How many people do you think we've grossed out so far?? :hmm: :giggle:
 
nah, orange juice burns your ass when it comes out.

WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION?!

:lmao: I dunno what's funnier, the diarrhea-juice connosieur (sp?) conversation or the fact that we know this stuff...
Actually, I said it for the Vitamin C. I can't imagine that anything would make THAT come out any easier.

I am getting grossed out now. :lmao:

And it's spelled connoisseur.
 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.


It's raining, it's pouring
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.


Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
Now he can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.


Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.


Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.


Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies, you f..kwit!


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.


Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun
Jill, the dill
Forgot her pill
And now they have a son.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her arse
Now two of his teeth are missing.


Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
 
Tried it....anything I eat comes screaming faster than an avalanche out the other end within 1.5hrs....
Try bananas, rice (any form), apples (any form but juice), and toast (dry, or with a SMALL amount of butter). It'll help. That's what my brother's paediatrician (aussie sp?) always prescribes when he gets it. Seems to help.

Cheese will not make the poop more solid. It'll just create a slight blockage for liquid poop to build up behind and cause pain.

I'm embarrassed that I know this much about poop.
 
Ashley's going to have a word with you for saying a U2 show at which Brooooce appeared is mediocre! :lol:

Everything about that show was boring and predictable except for Brooooooce. :tsk:

The only exciting thing about the show I went to was Gloria and an Ultraviolet snippet.
 
Try bananas, rice (any form), apples (any form but juice), and toast (dry, or with a SMALL amount of butter). It'll help. That's what my brother's paediatrician (aussie sp?) always prescribes when he gets it. Seems to help.

Cheese will not make the poop more solid. It'll just create a slight blockage for liquid poop to build up behind and cause pain.

I'm embarrassed that I know this much about poop.

:hug: Thanks, I'll give it all a go....must say I'm getting the giggles reading all this wealth of knowledge!!

Come to a U2 fan forum and learn how to manage your shits!!!!
 
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