Fake, Nigeria Superthread

[notAxver]

So far, we've visited/conquered:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. The Daniel Day-Lewis Style Mustache of a Baby
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland

Now we arrive in the Fake Superthread! This is the central headquarters of all the Nigerian scam e-mails that flood your inbox. Stunningly enough, this is apparently a real place. Wikipedia doesn't know about it, but if you look it up on Google Maps, you'll find it near Kiyawa. We can even get all kinds of geographical and meteorological information at this site, which suggests 22,913 quite real people are estimated to live within 7km of Fake: Maps, Weather, and Airports for Fake, Nigeria

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'm glad there's no ALTERS ONLY rule.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Those Nigerians! They still haven't given me my $5 million. I sent them their initial $5,000 over six months ago. They keep telling me that they're getting to it, but I'm suspicious.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, you'd be fucked then, Bonnie!

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,022
User Name Posts
bono_212 170
coolian2 115
phillyfan26 111
LemonMacPhisto 80
LemonMelon 68
phanan 67
Axver 66
corianderstem 53
elevated_u2_fan 40
RegularBonoFan 33
notAxver 25
GibsonGirl 24
gluey 24
The Sad Punk 21
BoMac 20
partygirlvox 16
unico 14
Unglued 14
Lemonchick 10
KhanadaRhodes 10
Angela Harlem 10
Lila64 9
VintagePunk 6
Obi-Wan Kenobi 4
blueeyedgirl 4
Its Britastic! 4
UberBeaver 3
RedRocksU2 1

Axver - SEVENTH!

Or ... fourth with 91 if we include Mr Not.

 

[notAxver]

Those Nigerians! They still haven't given me my $5 million. I sent them their initial $5,000 over six months ago. They keep telling me that they're getting to it, but I'm suspicious.

Come on, it's Nigeria. These things take time. Have a little patience, and I'm sure you'll get a windfall soon. Unsolicited e-mails don't lie.

 

[bono_212]

Axver, did I ask you at some point last nigth wehre your user name came from?

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Come on, it's Nigeria. These things take time. Have a little patience, and I'm sure you'll get a windfall soon. Unsolicited e-mails don't lie.

You dare speak to me of patience! I am a jedi. Each day I live and BREATHE patience! I want my money damnit. I've got to pay a man back in a Mos Eisley Catina 50,000 credits by sundown or Jabba will have my head. Do you know how difficult it is to get American Dollars transferred to credits? That shit takes time.

 

[notAxver]

I hope my buddy HermitMcDermitt makes an appearance in this thread.

 

[Unglued]

Wow!! Is this thread for REAL?????

 

[bono_212]

OH My God. My little brother's sleeping on my floor again and he just sat up, stared at the ceiling yelled out "IT'S YOU" looked at me like I was crazy when I asked him who he was talking to, and went back to sleep

 

[The Sad Punk]

The alters need AVATARS.

 

[Axver]

Axver, did I ask you at some point last nigth wehre your user name came from?

Yep. It's the last name of a family of characters in a story I was writing on and off when I was 7-15 and had delusions of being an author.

 

[notAxver]

You dare speak to me of patience! I am a jedi. Each day I live and BREATHE patience! I want my money damnit. I've got to pay a man back in a Mos Eisley Catina 50,000 credits by sundown or Jabba will have my head. Do you know how difficult it is to get American Dollars transferred to credits? That shit takes time.

Maybe you shouldn't make silly decisions that cause people to want your head.

 

[Gluey]

OH My God. My little brother's sleeping on my floor again and he just sat up, stared at the ceiling yelled out "IT'S YOU" looked at me like I was crazy when I asked him who he was talking to, and went back to sleep

Mr G spits in my face and tells me I'm the worst fucking digger driver on the planet when he's asleep

 

[bono_212]

Yep. It's the last name of a family of characters in a story I was writing on and off when I was 7-15 and had delusions of being an author.

Awesome.

I remember when I had delusions of being an author...Ah yes, I remember it as if it were only last week.

Wait...oh yeah.

It was last week

 

[notAxver]

Wow!! Is this thread for REAL?????

I doubt it's LEGIT.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Maybe you shouldn't make silly decisions that cause people to want your head.

But at those prices how could I not buy my own Asteroid? The man was practically GIVING them away!

 

[notAxver]

The alters need AVATARS.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

 

[notAxver]

But at those prices how could I not buy my own Asteroid? The man was practically GIVING them away!

I thought they taught you Jedis self-control? Impulse buying is for the weak, you know.

 

[bono_212]

Or not....stupid picture not posting

man that was a great banner ad too

 

[Unglued]

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

So really you're no different from Axver?

 

[Unglued]

But at those prices how could I not buy my own Asteroid? The man was practically GIVING them away!

Well they can be nasty little fuckers. Blow your world right apart. And I have yet to see a Starship survive going head-to-head with one....

And speaking of Starships, you never told me how big yours is

 

[Axver]

Awesome.

I remember when I had delusions of being an author...Ah yes, I remember it as if it were only last week.

Wait...oh yeah.

It was last week

... yeah, so I still have my delusions too.

Though I no longer use the Axvers because 1. I've largely abandoned the story idea that featured them, but if I ever return to it, I'd want to re-use them, and 2. because I associate the Axver name with myself now!

 

[notAxver]

So really you're no different from Axver?

And you're no different from gluey, springing hideous pictures on us!

What's that poster about technology and simple minds ...?

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I thought they taught you Jedis self-control? Impulse buying is for the weak, you know.

We all have our weaknesses

Well they can be nasty little fuckers. Blow your world right apart. And I have yet to see a Starship survive going head-to-head with one....

And speaking of Starships, you never told me how big yours is

<_< I don't like to talk about the size of my starship

 

[Gluey]

... yeah, so I still have my delusions too.

Though I no longer use the Axvers because 1. I've largely abandoned the story idea that featured them, but if I ever return to it, I'd want to re-use them, and 2. because I associate the Axver name with myself now!

So, when are you going to join us on Facebook?

 

[Gluey]

Fuck

 

[bono_212]

... yeah, so I still have my delusions too.

Though I no longer use the Axvers because 1. I've largely abandoned the story idea that featured them, but if I ever return to it, I'd want to re-use them, and 2. because I associate the Axver name with myself now!

I did realize though that I don't want to write fiction. I wanna write commentary on stuff, but not in a serious manner at all. And I also want to write a ridiculously random autobiography. Why? Becasue that's why.

 

[bono_212]

So, when are you going to join us on Facebook?

Ax was on facebook for one glorious evening

 

[Unglued]

And you're no different from gluey, springing hideous pictures on us!

What's that poster about technology and simple minds ...?

How DARE you call MY baby hideous!!!!

May your train derail in a dark filthy tunnel.