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Old 08-29-2006, 05:16 PM   #1
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Excuse me sir, is that a penis pump.....uh no, its uhhh, a bomb, yes a bomb! (phew)

What a genius

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210039,00.html

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Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he did not want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

Amin has been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
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Sweet Jesus what is going on with people?
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those things don't work.
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a Swedish made penis enlarger pump, signed to one Austin Powers.
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Great, especially because I live in Chicago....The things they people would do.. ..
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penis pump... a threat to national society? we report, you decide
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Great, especially because I live in Chicago....The things they people would do.. ..
Im going to be moving there soon starting to wonder if I should be more afraid of what I encounter

Telling you the things that people do are just mind blowing at times!
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Im going to be moving there soon starting to wonder if I should be more afraid of what I encounter

Telling you the things that people do are just mind blowing at times!
Well you now have to be very afraid of guys and their penis pumps!
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Re: Excuse me sir, is that a penis pump.....uh no, its uhhh, a bomb, yes a bomb! (phe

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210039,00.html

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he did not want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
Has this guy ever heard of something called whispering or taking someone aside or saying, "It's sensitive/personal. May we speak over here."

I'm at a loss at how "I have a bomb in my suitcase" is any better than "It's a penis pump." Hello! Both are humiliating, dude!
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If you want to use the penis pump, use it at your home, then go without it
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:39 PM   #15
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Puh-puh-puh-puh pump it up.
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