Excuse me sir, is that a penis pump.....uh no, its uhhh, a bomb, yes a bomb! (phew)

[Chizip]

What a genius

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210039,00.html

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he did not want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

Amin has been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

 

[bono_212]

Sweet Jesus what is going on with people?

 

[love_u2_adam]

weird!!

 

[Queen Bee]

 

[MrBrau1]

those things don't work.

 

[LMP]

a Swedish made penis enlarger pump, signed to one Austin Powers.

 

[tpsglick2424]

Great, especially because I live in Chicago....The things they people would do.. ..

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

only on fox

penis pump... a threat to national society? we report, you decide

 

[BonosBaby12]

Great, especially because I live in Chicago....The things they people would do.. ..

Im going to be moving there soon starting to wonder if I should be more afraid of what I encounter

Telling you the things that people do are just mind blowing at times!

 

[tpsglick2424]

Im going to be moving there soon starting to wonder if I should be more afraid of what I encounter

Telling you the things that people do are just mind blowing at times!

Well you now have to be very afraid of guys and their penis pumps!

 

[xaviMF22]

wow

 

[FitzChivalry]

What a genius

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210039,00.html

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he did not want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

Has this guy ever heard of something called whispering or taking someone aside or saying, "It's sensitive/personal. May we speak over here."

I'm at a loss at how "I have a bomb in my suitcase" is any better than "It's a penis pump." Hello! Both are humiliating, dude!

 

[tpsglick2424]

If you want to use the penis pump, use it at your home, then go without it

 

[bono_man2002]

 

[Canadiens1131]

Puh-puh-puh-puh pump it up.

 

[trevster2k]

"I'm telling ya baby, it's not mine really"

 

[MrBrau1]

this guy has good life skills.

 

[tpsglick2424]

"I'm telling ya baby, it's not mine really"

Austin Powers.... .....

 

[Zoomerang96]

"pornography. i was buying pornography at the pornography store."

h. 7ay s.

 

[jobob]

Viagra spends how many gazillions of dollars on advertising only to have this guy say everyone in America uses a penis pump?

 

[AtomicBono]

does this mean they're going to ban penis pumps on planes

 

[Hewson]

Re: Re: Excuse me sir, is that a penis pump.....uh no, its uhhh, a bomb, yes a bomb! (phe

I'm at a loss at how "I have a bomb in my suitcase" is any better than "It's a penis pump." Hello! Both are humiliating, dude!

Actually "Its a penis pump" is humiliating..."I have a bomb" is a felony (even if its a lie) that should land this idiot in prison.

I don't buy the line about not wanting his Mommy to know he had a penis pump, cause you wouldn't say it was a bomb expecting the security to say, "OK, enjoy your flight sir". You say that to cause a disturbance. If you want to hide the fact that its a penis pump from Mama you say "its a can of tennis balls" or "its a smoked salami".

 

[Galeongirl]

wasn't there also an american judge fired because he was using one during court?

 

[tpsglick2424]

wasn't there also an american judge fired because he was using one during court?

Now that's what I call humiliating!

 

[trevster2k]

does this mean they're going to ban penis pumps on planes

I think you just inadvertantly named a soon to be released adult film " Penis Pumps on a Plane"

"Someone get these mothaf***in penis pumps off of this mothaf***in plane!!"

Catchy title!