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Old 08-29-2006, 11:54 PM   #16
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this guy has good life skills.
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"I'm telling ya baby, it's not mine really"
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:38 AM   #19
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"pornography. i was buying pornography at the pornography store."

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Old 08-30-2006, 01:22 AM   #20
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Viagra spends how many gazillions of dollars on advertising only to have this guy say everyone in America uses a penis pump?



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Old 08-30-2006, 06:11 AM   #21
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does this mean they're going to ban penis pumps on planes
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:27 AM   #22
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Re: Re: Excuse me sir, is that a penis pump.....uh no, its uhhh, a bomb, yes a bomb! (phe

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I'm at a loss at how "I have a bomb in my suitcase" is any better than "It's a penis pump." Hello! Both are humiliating, dude!
Actually "Its a penis pump" is humiliating..."I have a bomb" is a felony (even if its a lie) that should land this idiot in prison.

I don't buy the line about not wanting his Mommy to know he had a penis pump, cause you wouldn't say it was a bomb expecting the security to say, "OK, enjoy your flight sir". You say that to cause a disturbance. If you want to hide the fact that its a penis pump from Mama you say "its a can of tennis balls" or "its a smoked salami".
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wasn't there also an american judge fired because he was using one during court?
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wasn't there also an american judge fired because he was using one during court?
Now that's what I call humiliating!
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:33 AM   #25
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does this mean they're going to ban penis pumps on planes
I think you just inadvertantly named a soon to be released adult film " Penis Pumps on a Plane"

"Someone get these mothaf***in penis pumps off of this mothaf***in plane!!"

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