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Old 03-13-2007, 09:23 PM   #1
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Everyday crap that may not necessarily deserve it's own thread but drives you crazy..

... on a regular basis.. the kind of stuff you keep meaning to ask somebody about but also keep forgetting to do so because you're so caught up in the weekly routine... the daily grind if you will.

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I was thinking about this in the shower this morning. Why would anybody buy shampoo and conditioner separately when they can buy a 2 in 1 and make life a little easier?

Why do they have 30 mph speed limit zones? 30 mph is really fucking slow!
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Guys don't know anything about shampoos & conditioners
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Guys don't know anything about shampoos & conditioners
Indeed. I can't think of a single female who uses 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, and for good reason!
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:29 PM   #4
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Guys don't know anything about shampoos & conditioners
Heyyy! I use a Pantene shampoo+conditioner (in one bottle)!

Gibby.. why not? Do tell.
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Guys don't know anything about shampoos & conditioners
no kidding. you don't wanna see me without conditioner
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Why does Radio Shack ask for your address when you buy batteries?

When you need to ship styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:53 PM   #7
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Gibby.. why not? Do tell.
Because we know it's not the same! A 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner is basically just glorified shampoo. It does absolutely nothing for your hair. Conditioner actually does make your hair easier to manage, makes it softer, and helps with fly-aways.

It's probably a bit more difficult for men to notice, because you tend to have shorter hair than we do.
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a 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner??



a separate conditioner bottle is essential!
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when I go into a store like Bath and Body Works and get swarmed by up to 5 employees. I say no thank you, I'm just looking, and then the next employee approaches and tries to tell me of the sales going on, and then the next one, etc. ugh!!!!
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when I mail a payment for a bill on time and somehow it disappears and I'm stuck with late fees
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Re: Everyday crap that may not necessarily deserve it's own thread but drives you crazy..

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Why would anybody buy shampoo and conditioner separately when they can buy a 2 in 1 and make life a little easier?
cause i don't want my hair looking like shit

but i see where you're coming from men don't like there hair..or looking pretty
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I don't understand why they have this:


Peanut butter and jelly are definitely two different foods that should be kept separate. I bet once you get to the bottom it looks like grey mush.
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Maybe I should rephrase that question... why would MEN buy a shampoo and conditioner separately?

Maybe metrosexuals would... Fags!

...just kidding!!
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Quote:
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Maybe I should rephrase that question... why would MEN buy a shampoo and conditioner separately?

Maybe metrosexuals would... Fags!

...just kidding!!
well women shower differently ....for example

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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Tell me about it, what takes me 20 minutes in the shower takes my wife 2 hours...

And I have long hair!!

Not that there is anything wrong with that ladies...

Oh and Zootles, I use conditioner and shampoo seperately... That 2 in 1 crap is awfull
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