enggirl and careyo2

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ya wanna dance?

maybe catch a movie?

if your not busy on friday, maybe youd like to come visit me in the hospital? we can do all sorts of fun things, like feed me, water me, etc.

i hope you dont question my authority.

id also appreciate it if youd give me your phone numbers. ive been dieing to work up the courage to ask, but your both so beautiful, i just never had the nerve!

kiss me with your lips, love me with your heart. take my hands and tie them with yours. forever yours,

marlyn dooick

 

[mikal]

beautiful.

but playing hard to get usually works better.

 

[mmmBono]

still waiting for my masausage....

 

[Lilly]

good to see boredom has you well inits grasp bear.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i really do love all of you in this thread.

mmmbono, your always begging for the sweet meats. youll get whats coming to you

 

[mmmBono]

i really do love all of you in this thread.

mmmbono, your always begging for the sweet meats. youll get whats coming to you

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

are you hungry? dieing for a break?

why not stop by for a donor kebab.

 

[ouizy]

is bear ALWAYS online?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yes, im at work. its the only thing that prevents me from writing useless stories that noone reads.

 

[mmmBono]

mmmm donor kababs....

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ill make yours myself with some of bad ronnies special sauce.

 

[ouizy]

yes, im at work. its the only thing that prevents me from writing useless stories that noone reads.

stories about what?




I am intrigued...

 

[Elvis Presley]

stories for boys likely.....

 

[mmmBono]

nope.
more like stories about donor kababs and masausages.

 

[carey02]

Oh I feel so loved, Red Ships. Yeah, I'll go out with ya. I don't wanna have to share you though. Aren't you in Europe? I'm pretty far from Europe, unfortunately. How do you know what I look like?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i dont care what you look like. good looking girls bring out the worst in me, so i actually hope your ugly.

i dont live in europe.

....

right.

anyway. uh ya, i write stories for a small newspaper, ouizy. hopefully ill be gone soon. www.redrivervalleyecho.com

 

[cujo]

Bear is an expatriated alien.

Doesn't anyone watch biography?

 

[Basstrap]

SPAM!!!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

TWINKIES!!!

 

[Basstrap]

even still....I want to read one you have written

give us a direct link you f**king spam monkey

 

[carey02]

Where do you live Red Ships? (I know I'll get a smart ass answer for that) You have to know what I look like, you called me beautiful.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Wow. Ease up on the crack, people. And I ain't talkin about the blue crack

 

[Stories for Boys]

stories for boys likely.....

whaaaaaaaaat?

 

[zonelistener]

bear is letting people in again

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Where do you live Red Ships? (I know I'll get a smart ass answer for that) You have to know what I look like, you called me beautiful.

i never called you beautiful. in fact, i said i hoped you were ugly because beautiful women bring the out the worst in me.

lots of comments to reply to here, so ill respond collectively:

"money isnt the root of all thats evil - i am"

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

 

[carey02]

Weird little man. You bore me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

bullshit i bore you.

 

[kobayashi]

the red river valley echo must be the smallest sun media holding ever...so sad.

www.redrivervalleyecho.com

tell ellie remier that i really enjoyed her insightful piece on the exciting goings-ons in 'P.C.'