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Old 10-04-2005, 07:32 AM   #1
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Embarassing weekend!

True story!

Saturday I walked out to the mailbox and got my mail out. I was opening and reading everything as I was walking back to the house. I had a package, so I opened it and reached in. I felt something really squishy... WTF?? I looked inside... "Ho-ly Shit!" So I looked on the front of the envelope and it was addressed to my neighbor across the street. All I could say was OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!

So what was in the package, you ask?? Drum roll please...
It was a SEX TOY. Yes, that's right, a SEX TOY. For men. It was a squishy jelly tube with a, erm... anus on one end and lips on the other. Along with a couple of Adam and Eve catalogs. My face was so freaking red! My hubby said he sure as hell wasn't gonna give it to him, and I needed to go knock on the door and give it to the guy.

When it got dark outside, hubby went to place the package in the neighbor's mailbox, and of course the neighbor drove up the street right then, so hubby ducked behind a bush! I will never be able to look at my poor neighbor the same again!
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:51 AM   #2
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That could be a sitcom episode!
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:09 AM   #3
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Maybe he just needed a spare anus? Thought about that before you laugh? They're easy to lose.
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So you opened the package? I think that's a federal offense
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So you opened the package? I think that's a federal offense
Yep, sure is! Don't worry though, that definitely taught me to inspect the package BEFORE I open it! Somehow, even if the neighbor were to realize his package had been opened, I doubt he would want to draw attention to it's contents...
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That is a great story!
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no no nooooo the word is BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! You had me at "really squishy"
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So you opened the package? I think that's a federal offense
Perhaps. Taking the object from someone else's mailbox is definitely a federal offense.
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Funniest story I've heard in a while
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Oh my..........

...so it's safe to say, you won't be inviting this neighbor to the church picnic?
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Did you say, ahem...that there were some, um, uh....Adam and Eve Catalogs with that, uh...thing?
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