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Old 07-30-2001, 07:29 AM   #1
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Email of the year...If it's true...


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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Possibly E-mail of the year......!?!?!?!


True story:

Message from an anonymous Dubliner:
Normally when I hear embarrassing stories about my
friends I sort of
chuckle a little and let it pass.
However, when a mate at UCD wrote me this letter, telling
me about
her
embarrassing experience, as sick as it was I could not
help but
become
hysterical. I asked my friend if I could write it up, she
didn't
mind
as
long as I didn't use her name, so here it is:
A girl, let's call her Linda, is in Trinity. Like all
college
students,
she is wrapped up in the partying and the wildness
Trinners life has
to
offer. Linda, being the computer science undergrad she
is,
does,however,
have a lot of work to do on her computer. So when she's
not out
having
a
good time, she's working her ass off designing computer
programs and
installing software.
One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend,
she was
home
alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three
years they
had
been dating. She was sad, alone and depressed, so she
decided to
make
a
new homepage. While she was playing on the net, she
decided to get
onto
a
chat line. Being the wild psycho she is, she logged onto
a sex line.
Over
the line, she met a guy who identified himself as Paul.
She started
playing with him, gave a false name, saying her name was
"Anne," and
started getting into detail about what she would like to
do to him
with
her tongue. He responded by telling her to picture being
naked
while
his
hands ran over every square inch of her body. Soon they
were having
cybersex. This went on for a while, and then she got off
the line
agreeing
to meet him back on the line the following night.
Saturday night
rolls
around, and Linda, as 'Anne,' is on the line with Paul
again. They
become
even closer this night, and they continue like this for a
week. At
the

end
of the week, they started talking about other things and
got into
very
intimate issues and feelings. They became close,
exchanging details

about
their lives, but Linda didn't tell Paul she was in
college, because
she
was afraid of sounding like an immature college girl. She
felt
guilty,
but
after a few weeks, she really liked this guy.
The virtual relationship carried on like this for months,
and the
months
turned into a year. By the end of the year, they had
exchanged their

most
intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the
phone. They were
afraid of ruining the mystery. 'Anne' & Paul had done
everything
sexually
possible over the net, and they were affectionate as
well, waiting
for

the
day that they could some day be together.
Finally the time had come; they had to meet each other.
They were in

love.
They didn't care about age or looks, but only for each
other. Paul
told
Linda he thought she could be his next wife. Linda was
wary at first
but
decided she didn't care how old or ugly he might be. She
loved him,
and
he
was the only one she could feel comfortable with. They
planned a
trip
to
meet in Galway. They were finally going to see each other
and spend
the
rest of the weekend together. As Linda didn't want the
hassle of
trying
to
recognise someone she's never seen, she said, "Why don't
you just
get
a
room at the Great Southern? We'll meet there, and that
way there
will
be
no mistake." Paul agreed.
Linda showed up at the resort first and checked in,
telling the
receptionist to hold a key for a guest.
She then went up to the room. Wanting things to be
special, she lit
some
candles and put on some music. She stripped naked and
climbed into
bed
under the covers, deciding to surprise Paul when he got
there. The
lights
were out and the mood was right when she heard a key in
the door.
She heard someone walking and around the corner. She
whispered,
"Paul?"
A
voice replied, "Anne?", "Yes," she said, so the fumbled
for the
light
and
turned it on to see Linda on the bed naked before him.
The next thing were two blood curling screams. Linda
covered herself
up,
and in her most humiliated voice said, "Dad!"

This really happened.
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Old 07-30-2001, 10:39 AM   #3
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Old 07-30-2001, 11:21 AM   #5
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&*^% ! OMG I don't reckon it can be true - it must be an "urban myth" ... (please let it be one).
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Old 07-30-2001, 11:31 AM   #6
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Sorry to spoil everyones fun(??) but this is a complete urban myth. Well, as it says so here; http://www.snopes2.com/sex/mistaken/jen.htm

(ok, never done a link in my life, and i'm not starting now)

That site is bloody good actually, never be fooled again.

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Bono's pet Frog~

I love that site as well

I have a good book of urban legends with a different, less technological variation of this story where the girl was working as an "escort" to put herself through college and is hired by her father.

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So, did they get it on or what?
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Glad to see the Oedipus myth (in reverse) alive and well in the 21st century!

It may be a myth, but the fact that it COULD happen is scary enough without it actually being true!

*HG is suddenly glad that her dad doesn't surf the net*
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You know, when I kept seeing "Dubliner" and "Paul", I was worried about Paul Hewson... our dear Bono... but as soon as it said something about his daughter, I knew it wasn't true, as they're much younger.
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