Elevation Tour shocker!!!! Tom Cruise the reason U2 didn't tour Australia

[The Wanderer]

Bono has mentioned that Tom Cruise is a good friend of his, and he would trust him to take over for him with the Debt Relief Campaign

now, since Cruise split with Aussie wife Nicole Kidman, my Sydney sources tell me Cruise is not so welcomed in Oz at this time, and thus Bono's support of an Australia boycott

 

[Sicy]

Are you in a trouble making mood tonite.

 

[The Wanderer]

I'll make some trouble for you, alright

 

[Sicy]

Good! Bring it!

The headshrinkers, they want everything

 

[zooropamanda]

you're all talk
bono talks out of his arse
you have no sydney sources
tom cruise can kiss my arse

 

[The Wanderer]

bono is a dinky trabant...

You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking... so don't get any big ideas, they're NOT gonna happen

 

[brettig]

Youll pay, dont think you wont pay

 

[The Wanderer]

well Tom is Australian, you guys always said

 

[Sicy]

This just in!

Bono knocked Tom Cruise's out at the local pub last nite!

I have a complaint, can't remember what it is

 

[zooropamanda]

good
yay for bono and his Irish feistiness

knock that squirt out bono

 

[Sicy]

Tom Cruise's out??? Blarg.

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon, tonite I look over and I'm sucking a lemon

 

[brettig]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
This just in!

Bono knocked Tom Cruise's out at the local pub last nite!

*gets Far and Away flashbacks

imagine a Ron Howard directed U2 video

 

[zooropamanda]

now i see thom, tom and bono in a brawl.

bono is meatier and has strength
but thom i see doing some major eye gouging(spelling?)

 

[Lilly]

Tom Cruise, never to be trusted again...

------------------
Taste is the enemy of art.

 

[christiana]

Tom Cruise sucks!

 

[LuvLady]

Originally posted by christiana:
Tom Cruise sucks!

Hey I think he's a cutie pie!

 

[cell]

tom cruise is hot

------------------
touch me, take me to that other place, teach me, i know i'm not a hopeless case