educate me please, this thing called hockey is really foreign to me

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

ah lilly, my past. how many teams are in the NHL?

Do you know how many are expansion teams? And how many of them are still playing?

 

[zonelistener]

Original five.
25 expansion?

 

[Chizip]

zoney im disappointed

it's the original 6

Boston
Chicago
Detroit
Montreal
New York
Toronto

 

[zonelistener]

Okay...I thought I was wrong...but at the same time...I feel like I am coming into some sexually driven freak show thread. I didn't want to be a fool and start throwing down hard facts when many of the other hockey threads have turned into flirt fests.

Damn Dawgs.


Mind you, I can give a pretty good overview of the expansion teams.

 

[Chizip]

dont worry, all you had to say was something like, oh ive expanded on my "original six", if you know what i mean

and you would have fit in fine

these people are so immature you've got to stoop down to their level

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Okay...I thought I was wrong...but at the same time...I feel like I am coming into some sexually driven freak show thread. I didn't want to be a fool and start throwing down hard facts when many of the other hockey threads have turned into flirt fests.

Damn Dawgs.


Mind you, I can give a pretty good overview of the expansion teams.

So far, this one hasn't. But just give Chizzer and Iris time.

 

[Chizip]

Originally posted by Lilly
can you read? or can you not understand the double entendres used in this sick hockey thread?

obviously you havent picked up on the double entendres in this sick thread

 

[zonelistener]

So far, this one hasn't. But just give Chizzer and Iris time.

Too late. Damn Chizzer.
Is that you who keeps sending me E-mails about increasing my original six?

 

[Chizip]

hey just trying to help a buddy out

 

[zonelistener]

Chiz -
Quick question....do you follow UofIndiana sports?

 

[Chizip]

nope

but I follow Indiana University sports

why do you ask?

 

[zonelistener]

I am living in a Big Ten City directly West of you.

Do you ever chase off to other University towns to see the Hoosiers play ball?

 

[Chizip]

directly west? more like waaaaay north and west

indiana university is in southern indiana

i havent really made it to any other venues to see the hoosiers play, im sure it would be fun though

although when i do watch my teams in opposing arenas i tend to get mad at all the people cheering against my team

 

[zonelistener]

No no no, my friend. My job has taken me out of Minnesota.


Illini.

 

[Chizip]

oooooh, the fighting illini, those dirty bastards

no ive never been there, although i have some friends from there

 

[zonelistener]

That's where I am living now.
Cheers.

If you ever make it over this way (before I move back) - give me a shout.

Now back to your scheduled hockey thread.

 

[Chizip]

will do, then we can work on that problem of expanding your original six

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

chiz, i see you have this under control

thanks, i will be away for a while. hold down the fort for me.

 

[zonelistener]

have fun in Mobile.
They have hockey there?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i dunno but thanks my one day trip to mobile will be joyful

i am doing a bit of traveling the next few days. so make sure to contact me on my cell regarding the coldplay concert. ok.





adios chaps and gals, this little internet 'ho is off to have a life and is planning to enjoy it.

 

[Chizip]

a life?

whats that?

have a ho'ish time

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Michael Griffiths]

i dunno but thanks my one day trip to mobile will be joyful

i am doing a bit of traveling the next few days. so make sure to contact me on my cell regarding the coldplay concert. ok.





adios chaps and gals, this little internet 'ho is off to have a life and is planning to enjoy it.

See you Miss Velvet! Have a wonderful time. We will miss you, and the serious hockey talk as well

 

[AvsGirl41]

this guy is performing a hockey stop

notice he turned sideways and leans back so the sides of his skates stop his momentum

Man, my hockey stop is still so pathetic. Sometimes I spray a wee bit of snow.

My left stop is getting there, but my right skate still hops and I fall.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That's pretty cool, AvsGirl! I'm sure you'll get your hockey stop down. We need more chicks playing hockey.


I need to learn how to skate...

 

[AvsGirl41]

That's pretty cool, AvsGirl! I'm sure you'll get your hockey stop down. We need more chicks playing hockey.


I need to learn how to skate...

You should! Skating is fun!

I am meeting more and more girls who play...there's actually several women's leagues here in Colorado. I'm not sure if I will join them as they seem super competitive.

Even though I threaten to sell my equipment after each session, it is fun.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Ah, the days when I played hockey *nostalgic sigh*

*wishes he didn't sell his equipment*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

my sister in law played hockey. she would like to start up again however being a mother of 4 very young children is preventing her from playing. so she just opts to roller blade with the kids instead. she almost convienced me to sign up for lessons a few years back, hence the fact i own a pair of hockey skates.

maybe i should sign up for skating lessons too. it is great exercise.

 

[Popmartijn]

Hockey is a game played on a field of slippery, frozen water; although it is actually a form of ritualistic combat where men tie sharp metal knives to the bottom of their boots and arm themselves with hooked clubs with which to beat, slash and maim their opponents.

This is incorrect. Hockey is not played on a field of slippery, frozen water. It is played on a field of grass, although they often use synthetic grass nowadays (just like they have at some American Football fields). Thus, there is no reason to skate, as players can walk on the field with their sticks.
Stick, another essential attribute in a hockey game. It has the pecularity that...
Ah ! Look for yourself on this page/site:
http://www.fihockey.org/vsite/vcont...116515-117782-13003-39980-custom-item,00.html

Or were you maybe interested in ice hockey???

C ya!

Marty

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ah, the days when I played hockey *nostalgic sigh*

*wishes he didn't sell his equipment*

You played hockey?


Oh, right. You were probably born with a pair of skates on, lol.