educate me please, this thing called hockey is really foreign to me

[MissVelvetDress_75]

chizzer you are such an expert, do you spray the ice up like that when you stop?

 

[Chizip]

haha, im actually a terrible skater so i could never play hockey

 

[Michael Griffiths]

trivia time mikey, who was the last player to play without any helmet at all?

# FAW, Bobby Orr

 

[Chizip]

wrrrong

craig mactavish

he finished his career with the blues, and was the last jackass on the ice without a helmet

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

makes you proud doesn't it.

alright i need to take some proper skating lessons. i want to spray ice up like that.

 

[Chizip]

yes it does, if you spray ice on the other goalie it is disrespecting him and you should expect to get beaten up by the other team

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Oh, I thoght you said "BEST" player! Sorry, bad reading. Yes, I knew Mactavish was the last.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

maybe i want to spray ice in your face.

 

[Chizip]

sounds kinky

suuuuuure michael

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

alright, so who has driven a zamboni?

 

[Chizip]

only the privileged few

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i want to ride on one.

 

[Chizip]

my nickname is zamboni

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i want a real zamboni

 

[Chizip]

im as real as it gets baby

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Lilly]

sounds kinky

chiz. we're buddies. ("buddies") i feel i can speak fowardly to you.



can you read? or can you not understand the double entendres used in this sick hockey thread?

 

[Chizip]

im sorry i dont speak french

 

[Lilly]

je suis desolee.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Chizip]

m'aussi

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

ah lilly, my past. how many teams are in the NHL?

 

[Chizip]

trente

 

[Lilly]

il y a trente (30) equppies d'hockey dans le league nationale.

il y a des conferences specifique, comme nordouest, ouest, est, nordest, sudest, etc.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

alright how about the minor league teams? how many are there?

 

[Lilly]

je ne le sais pas...desolee

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Way too much. Chiz, want to try something really neat? Read this entire thread backwards.

 

[Chizip]

you want to try something neat Griffiths, write something with substance for once

 

[Chizip]

 

[Michael Griffiths]

you want to try something neat Griffiths, write something with substance for once

Oh, you know you like to slide down the surface of things.