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Old 06-05-2003, 11:19 AM   #106
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basstrap, you are 22 years old, making you eligible for ronnie's empowered payment plan. if you decide to work at a local mcdicks, you will be payed at least 10 cents above minimum wage, with 5 days of holidays to be taken at 6 different times throughout the year.

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Old 06-05-2003, 11:24 AM   #107
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what are the rules on overtime in this plan?

time and a half?
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:31 PM   #109
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what are the rules on overtime in this plan?

time and a half?
overtime is payed not in money, but by forcing you to dress as a ronald imitator and head off to local schools and hand out free big macs with special sauce.
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Old 06-05-2003, 07:48 PM   #110
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:18 AM   #111
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Hey kids, get in the M seat, get in on the GROUND FLOOR - if you know what I mean (and I think you do, else I wouldn't have selected you as my next prospect). Join the Uncle Ronnie 500 Club today and double your earnings in the next twelve months!!!!!! This is NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME!!!! This is the real jive, boys and girls!!

You may ask yourself: am I just contributing further to the already obscene wealth of a fat plutocrat like Ronald McDonald? YES, you are!!! The good news is you are also doubling your chance to lose large amounts of your and your family and or friends money at the same time, while convincing yourself that large wads of cash and a permanent yacht space at the French Riviera await!!! What more could you ask for???? Soon you too will be able to lie about making $8 million a year!!!!

Do the fucking goddam Ronald today!!
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:23 AM   #112
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where do i sign up?
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:23 AM   #113
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That makes absolutely no sense! Where do I sign up?
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:28 AM   #114
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I swear he must have more than 12 posts

TO THE MAX!
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Sign in tomato ketchup on the form provided. Like the man says.
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:32 AM   #116
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but, ronnie, what if you prefer that special white sauce. would the registration still be valid???
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:35 AM   #117
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:37 AM   #118
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Flaming Friar, you remind me of that creepy friend of my father's who took a shine to me when I was eight.
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:43 AM   #119
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BAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:45 AM   #120
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Flaming Friar, you remind me of that creepy friend of my father's who took a shine to me when I was eight.
well, guess what...what do you know...

nah, i get mistaken a lot. i seem to have a very casual face. funny though, i dont consider myself to be avarage at all.
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