Eating is fun! Join the McRonnie Club!

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Flaming Friar, you remind me of that creepy friend of my father's who took a shine to me when I was eight.

haha

 

[Screaming Flower]

bear are you doing the ronald right now?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

at work?

what else would i be doing? writing? ha!

 

[therulz]

Just thinking about the Mcreferences....

Grease palace What's your cholesterol?I NEVER eat there.

But then again..there was a golden arch at popmart....(though I think it was meant as a little slice of mocking humor).........lol..welcome to NM Ronnie.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

hey unca joe i got punkins

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Do you like me? I like you.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

please, please leave us alone already.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Do the fucking Ronald or I'll give you the sweet meats.

 

[ManGrenade]

Doing Ronald. That sounds delicious.

Mmmmm.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
but very little has changed
I'm the tool of the government
an industry too
for I am destined to rule
and regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
but you can't look away
I'll make you think I'm delicious
with the stuff that I say

I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozing out from your tv set

 

[Angela Harlem]

Haaa, Ronnie have you considered a career in real estate?

boom tish.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

rotten ronnie is perhaps as evil as adolf hitler. why have you not been banned yet?

 

[Screaming Flower]

maybe the mods are doing the ronald.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

it wouldnt surprise me...

 

[carey02]

This dude scares me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

then stop going to mcdonalds, and DO the ronald for the love of CRIMINY!

"criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiminy!"

 

[carey02]

I haven't been to McDonalds in probably 4 years. Burger King is the best.

 

[carey02]

and DO the ronald

What the hell is the ronald???

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

its similiar to having sex without actually doing anything sexual at all.

 

[carey02]

Oooooh ok. Thanks.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

so carey, what do you think about the prison pen pals program?

 

[carey02]

I think that's a wonderful idea.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

great, ill hook you up with jed. a real class act, the poor fellow was mininformed when he killed his family and will have to pay the next 355 years of his life for it.

 

[carey02]

Oh poor Jed. I'd rather have you though.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im actually homosexual.

but there are many guys who arent!

 

[carey02]

Damn it!!!!!!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

we want sweet meats.

 

[carey02]

This whole page has been just me and you talking. Have you noticed that?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yes ive noticed.

and it makes me very uncomfortable.

but being uncomfortable is just so fashionably cool....

 

[carey02]