Don't forget to breathe

[Kieran McConville]

You can eat my food
and you can sleep in my bed
but don't forget to breathe

You can do the dog
or chase small puppies
but don't forget to breathe

A lack of oxygen to the brain
could cause you to black out
and lapse into darkness
so don't forget to breathe

You can follow me around
and take photos for some creepy porn site
but don't forget to breathe

You can join a cult
or sell junk bonds for fun
but don't forget to breathe

Air deprivation ain't so great
It could make you turn blue
and you won't be able to chew
so don't forget to goddam breathe

Instrumental break

 

[Elvis Presley]

oh hello there shirley

 

[Kieran McConville]

Don't call me shirley.

 

[Elvis Presley]

i'll call you the man who wasnt there, or doris......

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

doris wanted to give road head, but hed have none of it. what a fantastic man.

and an even better movie.

i just cut the hair.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

what will happen if i forget to breathe

 

[Calluna]

*breathes deeply*

 

[zonelistener]

I prefer to count to ten

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

thanks kieran for making a thread. this place was suffocating before you invented this fine piece of work.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

not so much wind in your sails, eh?

 

[Elvis Presley]

were we talking about road head, cause if we werent, we could, or maybe not, yeah thats it, lets talk about John Stamos instead........

 

[therulz]

Hey...

oh hello there shirley

My Great-grandfather's name was Shirley

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Shirley Bassey.