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Old 03-02-2008, 11:23 PM   #781
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Well, Showtime does a series on young King Henry VIII called the Tudors....is that what you mean?
yes! thank you!
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(please text/call back please text/call back)

Did you tell him about the blow job skills? He'll call back.

Unless, of course, you've got a visible open mouth sore. Then he might not.
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I FUCKING HATE BRA SHOPPING

I actually avoided it for so long that I bought 6 bras over the last month to replace truly knackered bras. But I am happy with NONE of them. First of all, they apparently no longer sell my size ANYWHERE except this one really, really hideous bra I found at target, and super expensive full coverage ones you can't wear under a tank top at victoria's secret, which as a store really is only good for free panty coupons. I ended up with the wrong size bra 6 fucking times, not only that but only 2 bras I can wear with tank tops, one of which is not something I'd ever let a guy see and the other is OK but really not up to my usual standard of hot lingerie. And Calvin Klein who I normally love only had padded bras that were borking at the Macy's I could get to, fuck him he used to be my old standby for decent cute bras at decent prices that almost fit me. The most frustrating thing was when I almost found a cute bra but they didn't even have my not-quite-the-right size. And target discontinued my favorite comfy bra, as in they only make it in fucking nursing style, I actually am considering buying a fucking nursing bra that's right. and the lace one i used to like at target they changed to be more full coverage instead of demi so once again you can't wear a fucking tank top with it. fuck the fucking world. i agree they don't make bras the way i like anymore, nor do they make them in my size anymore WTFFFFFFFFFFF

ugh. i never seem to get the right fucking size no matter how many times i've measured. that's why i liked AA. small, medium, large. simple as that. and instead of hooks the straps just cross in the back, which means you can just easily pull it off at opportune moments. i can wear a tanktop with them too...although every now and again the strap shows. i've stopped giving a shit though.

and don't get me started on fucking underwire bullshit. bras are just designed to keep us angry and pissed off. i've started saying fuck it and wear camis and the AA. i'm just tired of dealing with the bullshit.
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When I tried to identify the source of my upper back problems, it told me I had kidney failure.

I've got an enlarged heart. Never mind, that I run 4-5 miles most day ...
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Did you tell him about the blow job skills? He'll call back.

Unless, of course, you've got a visible open mouth sore. Then he might not.
my memories of the night are foggy (i really have been drinking too much), but i'm pretty sure my mouth did a show rather than a tell re: blow job skills.
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ugh. i never seem to get the right fucking size no matter how many times i've measured. that's why i liked AA. small, medium, large. simple as that. and instead of hooks the straps just cross in the back, which means you can just easily pull it off at opportune moments. i can wear a tanktop with them too...although every now and again the strap shows. i've stopped giving a shit though.

and don't get me started on fucking underwire bullshit. bras are just designed to keep us angry and pissed off. i've started saying fuck it and wear camis and the AA. i'm just tired of dealing with the bullshit.

Stop wearing that shit. Women BE FREE.
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my memories of the night are foggy (i really have been drinking too much), but i'm pretty sure my mouth did a show rather than a tell re: blow job skills.

ha ha ha ha ha

You might be beating me now in the score. Did he close the deal or is he still on base? If he hasn't scored, he'll text.

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in other news: drunk blows, not always that good.

more exuberance, less ... suction?
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Stop wearing that shit. Women BE FREE.
i've tried. that's also not as fun as it sounds.
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ugh. i never seem to get the right fucking size no matter how many times i've measured. that's why i liked AA. small, medium, large. simple as that. and instead of hooks the straps just cross in the back, which means you can just easily pull it off at opportune moments. i can wear a tanktop with them too...although every now and again the strap shows. i've stopped giving a shit though.

and don't get me started on fucking underwire bullshit. bras are just designed to keep us angry and pissed off. i've started saying fuck it and wear camis and the AA. i'm just tired of dealing with the bullshit.
I need underwire. I don't need padding, so why they sell bras close to my size with padding is totally beyond me. I really don't need those seems on the cup that show when you wear a tight or thin shirt. I bought a front-clasp bra for the first time today, I'm not happy because I can't take it off with one hand, but it's the only one I can wear with a tank top and would also not be embarassed to show somebody who was not my grandmother.
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i've tried. that's also not as fun as it sounds.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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I need underwire. I don't need padding, so why they sell bras close to my size with padding is totally beyond me. I really don't need those seems on the cup that show when you wear a tight or thin shirt. I bought a front-clasp bra for the first time today, I'm not happy because I can't take it off with one hand, but it's the only one I can wear with a tank top and would also not be embarassed to show somebody who was not my grandmother.
i remember at the dining hall my friends and i would have contests to see who could take off their bra first without removing our shirt. it was a fun game.
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