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ILuvLarryMullen

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that the :angry: smiley faced the other direction?!?!

I do.

I want it to face my typing :angry:....but noooo!!!!.....the snooty little thing just ignores me :angry:


Yes, I'm fully aware that I am insane, the people in the white coats are coming right now. It's not even me being weird at 2 am.....it's something I've thought about on numerous occasions :slant:
 
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:madspit:

how is it not possible ...

wisconsin is the best ...

Beer
Harleys
Packers
Cheese
and best of all ...
I live there
That is reason enough for Wisconsin to be designated a "cool" state.
 
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture
with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wisconsin?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Wisconsin."
 
guaca said:
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture
with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wisconsin?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Wisconsin."


lol...
 
ILuvLarryMullen said:
that the :angry: smiley faced the other direction?!?!

I do.

I want it to face my typing :angry:....but noooo!!!!.....the snooty little thing just ignores me :angry:


Yes, I'm fully aware that I am insane, the people in the white coats are coming right now. It's not even me being weird at 2 am.....it's something I've thought about on numerous occasions :slant:


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:kiss: :flirt:
 
JessicaAnn said:
:madspit:

how is it not possible ...

wisconsin is the best ...

Beer
Harleys
Packers
Cheese
and best of all ...
I live there
That is reason enough for Wisconsin to be designated a "cool" state.

I just drove through Wisconsin on my way to Cleveland a few weeks ago. My friend and I tried to count all of the "fireworks and cheese sold here" signs but there was too many!
 
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