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Old 10-12-2002, 02:27 AM   #1
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Do YOU accept CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE as your personal saviour???

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CALL NOW or you'll regret it for all eternity!!!! Accept CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE as your PERSONAL SAVIOUR TODAY!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????
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Old 10-12-2002, 03:16 AM   #2
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sir, negative, sir

sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong, and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir
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Old 10-12-2002, 03:21 AM   #3
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Again?
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Old 10-12-2002, 03:23 AM   #4
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Old 10-12-2002, 03:24 AM   #5
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private joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough

private joker's promoted to squad leader, disappear scumbag

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Old 10-12-2002, 03:38 AM   #6
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Captain Cartridge has made me an offer I cannot refuse. I will accept him as my personal saviour. And you should too! Act now! It's one day only!

...Now if you will excuse me, I am off to stock up on some cartridges.
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I want to see some douche-tastic visual advertising propoganda on this please.
I am not convinced.

Thanks k.
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