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Old 10-12-2002, 01:27 AM   #1
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Do YOU accept CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE as your personal saviour???

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Old 10-12-2002, 02:16 AM   #2
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sir, negative, sir

sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong, and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir

send lawyers, guns and money...
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Old 10-12-2002, 02:21 AM   #3
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Old 10-12-2002, 02:23 AM   #4
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I pray only to lord bono.
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Old 10-12-2002, 02:24 AM   #5
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private joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough

private joker's promoted to squad leader, disappear scumbag

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Old 10-12-2002, 02:38 AM   #6
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Captain Cartridge has made me an offer I cannot refuse. I will accept him as my personal saviour. And you should too! Act now! It's one day only!

...Now if you will excuse me, I am off to stock up on some cartridges.
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Old 10-12-2002, 06:07 AM   #7
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I want to see some douche-tastic visual advertising propoganda on this please.
I am not convinced.

Thanks k.

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