Dix, Illinois Superthread

[Axver]

Don't let Dix down!

 

[Cin]

I think one or two of the other recent slooow threads were longer.

As I said the other day. We need to organise a whore-a-thon. One time when there's heaps of peeps around. I have a feeling that daylight savings have gone in opposite directions though which kinds stuffs things up a bit.

 

[Cin]

Don't let Dix down!

I haven't yet. I've stayed true and soldiered on even when others lost interest. Yes my mind has wandered but I've kept my eye on the prize.

 

[Axver]

I've got a ballsy new thread set to go.

 

[gump]

Hey guys

 

[Axver]

As I said the other day. We need to organise a whore-a-thon. One time when there's heaps of peeps around. I have a feeling that daylight savings have gone in opposite directions though which kinds stuffs things up a bit.

I think the main thing has just been everyone busy with uni/work and not being online at the same time.

I still want us to attempt the quickest thread in Interference history with a postwhore-a-thon in Speed, Victoria.

 

[Cin]

I like a man who's prepared.

 

[Axver]

Hey guys

Renato, you arrived just in time for immature jokes! Lucky you.

 

[Cin]

It's Gump.
Turned up just in time for the climax of this Dix.

 

[Cin]

Renato, you arrived just in time for immature jokes! Lucky you.

I've been on fire. A little sad that all that gold will disappear in the folds of time.

 

[Cin]

oh no, we've stalled at the final innings.

 

[Axver]

I can't believe the last time I made a thread was over three weeks ago, yet there have only been three threads made between it and the one I'm about to start.

 

[Axver]

oh no, we've stalled at the final innings.

I think Dix is having some performance anxiety.

 

[gump]

Ha, perfect timing then!

Love the idea about Speed, Victoria. Should be over a weekend, though!

 

[Cin]

It's been slooooooow. Some Speed would do us all some good.

The place, not the drug.

 

[Axver]

Ha, perfect timing then!

Love the idea about Speed, Victoria. Should be over a weekend, though!

I think it'll have to be, since that seems to be when we can get the bulk of the Aussie contingent here plus some of the overseas crew. I've always suggested either a Friday night (US/Europe)/Saturday (Australia) or Saturdsy night/Sunday.

 

[Cin]

I think Dix is having some performance anxiety.

It's ok, we're all friends here. I'm sure it happens all the time. . . .just not when I'm around :snerk:

 

[Axver]

It's been slooooooow. Some Speed would do us all some good.

The place, not the drug.

Lucky we didn't inject some heroin into this Dix or it could have stayed up for a very long time. I heard a nasty Darwin Award about that ...

 

[Cin]

Lucky we didn't inject some heroin into this Dix or it could have stayed up for a very long time. I heard a nasty Darwin Award about that ...

I do not condone the use of any drug, except for cold and flu tablets.


go on. tell us.

 

[Cin]

Sorry, my attention was taken by another thread for a moment there. Girls minds wander a bit . . . .

 

[Axver]

I do not condone the use of any drug, except for cold and flu tablets.


go on. tell us.

Some guy wanted to give his girlfriend a good time. So he injected heroin into his penis. Got a massive erection ... that refused to go down. Eventually he checked into a hospital. When it finally went down, unpleasant things happened, I think due to the sudden rush of blood through his body. I seem to remember he lost the use of his penis and had various other damage to his extremities. Should dig out my Darwin Awards book to get the details precise but I can't be arsed.

 

[Cin]

Oh gross!! I have enough details for now thanks. Could you imagine putting a needle near yours? Why didn't he just pop a blue pill.......or I don't know, not that.

 

[Axver]

Sorry, my attention was taken by another thread for a moment there. Girls minds wander a bit . . . .

You can't lose focus just as Dix is about to reach climax!

 

[Cin]

Darwin awards are funny though.

 

[Axver]

Oh gross!! I have enough details for now thanks. Could you imagine putting a needle near yours? Why didn't he just pop a blue pill.......or I don't know, not that.

There's an even more painful story about some guy who wanked a bit too close to industrial equipment and ... accidentally got his balls ripped off.

 

[Cin]

I'm going to buy a book tomorrow. A real book, not just a magazine or a book about some idiot celeb. Can't remember what it's called but it's something about a kid in striped pyjama's.

 

[Cin]

There's an even more painful story about some guy who wanked a bit too close to industrial equipment and ... accidentally got his balls ripped off.

WHY?!?!?

 

[Axver]

I'm going to buy a book tomorrow. A real book, not just a magazine or a book about some idiot celeb. Can't remember what it's called but it's something about a kid in striped pyjama's.

Buy the Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams instead.

 

[Cin]

There's a little crowd gathered to see the climax of this thread. Didn't know Liam was interested in Dix but there you go.

 

[Cin]

Buy the Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams instead.

Already have it but have never really attempted it.


I'll hand my pass in if you deem me unworthy.