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Old 04-07-2008, 12:55 AM   #346
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I'll tell you the worst joke I've ever heard.


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Old 04-07-2008, 12:57 AM   #347
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At Christmas, my family popped crackers and we read the terribly lame jokes inside them and remarked on how shitty they were. So I said "how about I tell you guys the worst joke I've ever heard?"

I told them that one. After the punch line, there was this second of silence as they proceeded it, and then really awkward fits of laughter. It was so great.
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Old 04-07-2008, 12:59 AM   #348
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Oh, did I mention that I'm here now? Always the elephant in the room...
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Old 04-07-2008, 12:59 AM   #349
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Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?




A: Because he saw the gas bill.
You came up with that? It's the most offensive thing I've heard all day, and I watched an hour of South Park earlier.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:02 AM   #350
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You came up with that? It's the most offensive thing I've heard all day, and I watched an hour of South Park earlier.
Nope, Liam told it to me. I've no idea where he got it from.

I tell it a lot though. The resulting awkward laughter is always priceless.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:04 AM   #351
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It's gotten pretty silent in here, that's for sure...
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:07 AM   #352
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This is classic: http://forum.interference.com/t185773.html
Aaaand it's gotten even better with t8thgr8's second post in there.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:10 AM   #353
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You know what's a lot more fun than a gas bill? Queen's A Night At The Opera. I'm hooked on that record these days. It makes my inner music critic feel very awkward, but hell, it's amazing. God Save The Queen is really shitty and pointless though.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:18 AM   #354
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You know what's a lot more fun than a gas bill? Queen's A Night At The Opera. I'm hooked on that record these days. It makes my inner music critic feel very awkward, but hell, it's amazing. God Save The Queen is really shitty and pointless though.
I find it to be a hit and miss album. My favourite is Queen II. Not a bad track on the whole thing, and it flows cohesively from start to finish.

Incidentally, I'm a Queen heretic. My favourite track on A Night At The Opera is '39, and my favourite Queen track full stop is Long Away from A Day At The Races. Both sung by Brian May, even though I do prefer Freddie's voice.
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I find it to be a hit and miss album. My favourite is Queen II. Not a bad track on the whole thing, and it flows cohesively from start to finish.

Incidentally, I'm a Queen heretic. My favourite track on A Night At The Opera is '39, and my favourite Queen track full stop is Long Away from A Day At The Races. Both sung by Brian May, even though I do prefer Freddie's voice.
Need to listen to II soon. I have a ton of Queen albums - Sheer Heart Attack, Night At The Opera, Day At The Races, Jazz, The Game, but not II.
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What do you think of my tracklist thus far?
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That's even more disturbing than Axver's Hitler joke.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:25 AM   #359
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What do you think of my tracklist thus far?
i got sidetracked by youtube, but i like it.
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i got sidetracked by youtube, but i like it.
Cool. We'll see if you still like it come the second half ...
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