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Kieran McConville

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Hi, Violet
...at Cartridge World!!!

Greetings earthlings, I am CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE and I am back to save the universe! Tremble before my amazing range of printer cartridges, home office equipment and marital aids!

Yes it truly is a World Of Cartridges! We've gone stark raving INSANE with this ALL-STOCK-MUST-GO SALE!!! The receivers are closing in on us!! ALL STOCK MUST GO OR WE'LL TORCH THE SHOP FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY!! CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE has finally LOST THE FUCKING PLOT!! His loss can be YOUR GAIN!!

Dare you brave the howling void of ONCE IN A LIFETIME SAVINGS on top-of-the-range CARTRIDGES at CARTRIDGE WORLD????

CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE brings you all this AND MORE!! His life's work is all under one roof at CARTRIDGE WORLD, but HURRY, DO NOT DELAY, STOP THAT EMERGENCY TRACHEOTEMY ON YOUR DOG RIGHT NOW, because this SALE is CLOSING SOON!!! If you miss the INCREDIBLE SAVINGS on offer for ONE DAY ONLY, you'll wish you were DEAD!!!

A FIEFDOM OF AMAZING MINDFUCKING CARTRIDGE SPECIALS for the HOME OFFICE or SCHOOL!!!

HUZZAH!!!
 
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