disarm you with a smile

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

there's a lot of Canadian talk on these boards.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

warm....and tingly?

 

[mmmBono]

hooray for girls with...

penises!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you have a penis?
Yay!

are you trying to say that it's unusual for a woman to have a penis?!?!?!? I guess my parents lied to me.

 

[mmmBono]

are you trying to say that it's unusual for a woman to have a penis?!?!?!?

no way...
in fact I remember in embryology that the clitoris was basically the penis of a female!!
It's true!
i guess that means that I have a penis

 

[cujo]

there's a lot of Canadian talk on these boards.

That's ok. As long as there isn't any Freedom Kissing between countrymen.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

id kill you all if i had the chance.

 

[cujo]

I'd rearrange your face into a custom-built humbucker... so that each time I strum my guitar... I can hear your exhaustive pangs and boisterous death throws. Isn't music wonderful?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ha, the thing is you think this is a joke.

truth is noone knows what im like in real life.

 

[cujo]

Who said anything about a joke. I need new pick-ups for my guitar...

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

if you killed us all then there would be no one here to read your posts and you would miss the attention

 

[ABEL]

if you killed us all then there would be no one here to read your posts and you would miss the attention

wife!



geez...don't check this thread for half a day and what's been going on in here!?!!?!

 

[cujo]

truth is noone knows what im like in real life.

Are you the Prisoner? Who is Number 1?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

the priority is number 1, old boy.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

who gets to be number two *snerk*?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

the first person in this thread that gets banned from interference.

 

[cujo]

Turn up the good.
Turn down the suck.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

cujo, what happened to your discoball of death? It is now a red x

 

[cujo]

I have been cursed with discoball impotency...after a long bout with disco fever. It can no longer destroy you... you may need to look at different methods of destruction.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im mildly impressed as to how my threads are bigger than everyone elses. i guess thats because im cute, nice, possess a warm smile and treat people with respect.

 

[cujo]

I have thread envy.

You are very well endowed bear... what's the secret? Creatine? Steroids? An ancient Chinese remedy only recently discovered that is sure to please the ladies?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

HAHAHA



cute and nice is no fun

 

[notiti]

Yep. It's all about the size of the thread. Keeps me coming back for more of that blizzard.

 

[cujo]

Yep. It's all about the size of the thread. Keeps me coming back for more of that blizzard.

Dairy Queen, you do have discriminating tastes. I thought you were more of the exotic fish fancier? Oh well, I guess I'll try that Ancient Chinese Secret...

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

deathbear = a soft cuddly carebear. a cute guy who is lovable to all

 

[notiti]

in bed

 

[cujo]

Your lucky numbers are 8, 16, and 31.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

noti, lets get it on.

 

[mmmBono]

im mildly impressed as to how my threads are bigger than everyone elses. i guess thats because im cute, nice, possess a warm smile and treat people with respect.

Okay...I'll agree that you are cute. Most definitely. I believe the word I chose to describe you when I saw your pic was "dreamy". Very good looking man, you are.
Nice? Hmmm...on some days...well...yah...most of the time...
Possess a warm smile?

I wouldn't know because you weren't smiling in those pics, dammit.
Treat people with respect?

Okay...that may be up for debate.
But one thing I do have to point out...in the kindest possible way.....
You're
just moments ago you said you were going to kill everyone.

 

[notiti]

noti, lets get it on.

Agreed.