Disappointment Islands, French Polynesia Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've given our number to:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid you Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida
238. Double Trouble State Park, New Asswipe
239. Wasilla, Alaska
240. Obama, Fukui, Japan
241. The Beehive, Wellington, New Zealand
242. Chevy Chase, Maryland

Now we arrive at the Disappointment Islands, a subgroup of the Tuamotu Archipelago in French Polynesia. The islands are dry coral atolls not tremendously suited to human habitation, though as of 2002, over five hundred people live on three islands of Disappointment.

The islands' name is often said to come from Magellan, who could not find a source of fresh water there, but the first recorded European visit is not until 1765. In that year, John Byron named the islands due to the hostile reception he received from the native Polynesians there. Or perhaps he just prophetically foresaw the result of yesterday's New Zealand election.

I wonder when the French will obliterate these islands with a nuclear bomb test.

Disappointment Islands - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

 

[coolian2]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Varitek]

what kind of food ashley

 

[coolian2]

Damn, I'd almost forgotten about that whole democracy thing.

 

[coolian2]

food glorious food

15d

 

[Varitek]

i just had some tortellini, that were leftover in massive quantity from like wednesday night, and i've been eating them ever since, and i finally finished them. i want more food though. i'm not even hungry, i just want yummy things in my mouth.

 

[Axver]

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[coolian2]

I'm going to repost the Prime Minister of the Ukraine.

 

[bono_212]

Canned tamales, and you can all fuck off with any ew's in respect to that. I'm fucking hungry, and as unhealthy as they may be, I happen to love them

 

[Varitek]

Damn, I'd almost forgotten about that whole democracy thing.

he is sucha hottie. and well within my age range. i have heard that middle eastern and asian rich men come to geneva to party (and get prostitutes) and i am hoping that some day i run into him and we get married like in a fairy tale, or the king and me, that awful movie with that chick from that other movie.

 

[coolian2]

coolian2 118

Jesus christ

 

[Varitek]

Varitek 69

 

[bono_212]

It's not fair It's just not fair.

I got it half way around the circle, then it came out.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

 

[Varitek]

Canned tamales, and you can all fuck off with any ew's in respect to that. I'm fucking hungry, and as unhealthy as they may be, I happen to love them

i want some!!!!!!!!!

 

[Axver]

I'm going to repost the Prime Minister of the Ukraine.

SuperWin.

 

[coolian2]

he is sucha hottie. and well within my age range. i have heard that middle eastern and asian rich men come to geneva to party (and get prostitutes) and i am hoping that some day i run into him and we get married like in a fairy tale, or the king and me, that awful movie with that chick from that other movie.

I wish you the best of luck

 

[Axver]

Haha, we are all such Superthread addicts. Just got a text from U-Wen explaining his sudden disappearance: the electric co. out his end of town epic phailz.

 

[coolian2]

SuperWin.

I know where I'm emigrating to. Albeit briefly.

 

[Varitek]

I'm going to repost the Prime Minister of the Ukraine.

she's nearly 48!!!! she looks like, 28, no older.

i have a friend who's ukranian and i cannot wait til he comes online again, i need to ask him about her. guaranteed hilarious response, knowing him.

 

[bono_212]

As soon as I get this open, I'll explain why thi scan opener is from hell. If you can't tell already that is

 

[Varitek]

I wish you the best of luck

but we will not call each other hey.

it's all saved in a file called i_m_a_queen.doc

 

[Varitek]

Haha, we are all such Superthread addicts. Just got a text from U-Wen explaining his sudden disappearance: the electric co. out his end of town epic phailz.

 

[Varitek]

 

[Axver]

she's nearly 48!!!! she looks like, 28, no older.

i have a friend who's ukranian and i cannot wait til he comes online again, i need to ask him about her. guaranteed hilarious response, knowing him.

Forty-eight? NO WAY. I call bullshit.

 

[coolian2]

she's nearly 48!!!! she looks like, 28, no older.

i have a friend who's ukranian and i cannot wait til he comes online again, i need to ask him about her. guaranteed hilarious response, knowing him.

48? Fuck off! Like you said, she doesn't look a day over 28.

 

[Axver]

There are twenty year old girls in my uni courses who look older than her, for god's sake.

 

[coolian2]

Doesn't do it for me, but I've never much cared for teh pen0r.

 

[Varitek]

holy shit he went to high school and college in MA. college at one of the schools my sister is applying to, which isn't actually a great school compared to oxford, where he went afterwards.

why didn't i find him then???

 

[bono_212]

Ok, so here's the main problem with that can opener. As you may or may not have noticed. it's got a bottle opener on it. When you get the sharp in to the can you have to hold on to the bottle opener in order to twist the can opener aroudn the can. Being left handed, this means i have to put my right hand on the bottle opener, so that my thumb is stick in it whereit's all sharp and it hurts REALLY fucking bad. SO having that have taken almost 20 minutes to open, now my thumb is really sore, and I'm grumpy.