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Old 04-17-2008, 04:37 AM   #871
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Antibiotics
Two times a day for a week
I should buy Yakult.

So time consuming
to make syllables correct;
Belated greetings Chass!
Oh, that's fuuuun
'Fuuuun' is however many syllables you
Want it to be

Damn, I just realised
Because I lost track of time this morning
I didn't book that CT scan

Fuck you, postwhorehouse
And fuck you, Russian Circles' new album
It was all your fault

I wasted time here
And ate toast for breakfast
And didn't book the scan
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:38 AM   #872
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:39 AM   #873
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I have decided
That my ten thousandth post should
Consist of haikus.

Now I must go cook
An edible meal for my
housemates; bah humbug.
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:39 AM   #874
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I notice your lack
Of proper syllable use
But I'm a big nerd
Laziness is fun
And I am very very very very lazy
No proper syllable use for you
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:40 AM   #875
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I have decided
That my ten thousandth post should
Consist of haikus.

Now I must go cook
An edible meal for my
housemates; bah humbug.
I think that
Would be a rather neat way
To mark 10,000

I really should
Go cook dinner for myself soon
Herb and garlic sausages
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:40 AM   #876
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superwin awesome shit
speaking of awesome i should download
how i met your mother
Neil Patrick Harris
Was in my dream one night
We were in a movie

He screwed up his part
I yelled and called him Doogie
Just to make him mad
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gnocchi napoli
Off the menu tonight Ax?
Sausages are nice
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:43 AM   #878
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gnocchi napoli
Off the menu tonight Ax?
Sausages are nice
I don't eat it
That fucking much, believe me!
I want lasagne
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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lol dol's dream
wow 10,000 is big ali
ax why a ct?
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:45 AM   #880
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The first two verses of Seconds
Ian, you owned
That stupid thread rather well
Peterrrr ignored you
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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I don't eat it
That fucking much, believe me!
I want lasagne
Call me when
You have lasagne, because i
Haven't had it in ages
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:46 AM   #882
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lol dol's dream
wow 10,000 is big ali
ax why a ct?
I need to have
A CT done of my head
Due to sinus issues

Most times I fly
I get really horrible headaches
There might be a blockage
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Ian, you owned
That stupid thread rather well
Peterrrr ignored you
True but sadly
PeeFan had already made a similar joke
More to come
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:47 AM   #884
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Call me when
You have lasagne, because i
Haven't had it in ages
I love lasagne
I might make some this weekend
But then I may be lazy
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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True but sadly
PeeFan had already made a similar joke
More to come
Both jokes were good
Why has nobody yet started
Larrysvoice.st?
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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