Dildo, Newfoundland Superthread

[Axver]

we were thinking of going next week but seeing as it's going to be playing for a few more weeks I might wait a bit longer. I went to Melbourne 2 nights last week, that's more than in the last year

You need to get out of Geelong more.

 

[Axver]

I did post the very first one that we called a superthread that wasn't just a hijacked thread, suggested we call it a superthread, and suggested that we keep track of where we've been, and suggested we go to various places.

I must admit my memory is fairly hazy on that, but I do recall the very first non-hijacked thread was Jen's Australia thread in Discotheque.

 

[Cin]

You need to get out of Geelong more.

but I know where everything is here, and if I get roaring drunk there's always someone close by to give me a ride home

 

[Varitek]

more brain play:

"the sky is getting dark, so it must be about tor ain," said elsa. when else might the sky get dark?

tell three things you like about ocmputers. tell three things you like about books

name five things you held in your hand today.

tell about the travels of a postage stamp as if it were a news story.

how could you serve pancakes other than in a stack?

 

[Axver]

but I know where everything is here, and if I get roaring drunk there's always someone close by to give me a ride home

We've got trains here to get you back to Geelong!

Trains ...

 

[Varitek]

I must admit my memory is fairly hazy on that, but I do recall the very first non-hijacked thread was Jen's Australia thread in Discotheque.

then i think it was me who suggested hijacking threads but i may be wrong

 

[Cin]

more brain play:

"the sky is getting dark, so it must be about tor ain," said elsa. when else might the sky get dark?

tell three things you like about ocmputers. tell three things you like about books

name five things you held in your hand today.

tell about the travels of a postage stamp as if it were a news story.

how could you serve pancakes other than in a stack?

this isn't school so I refuse to make my brain work in any kind of way

 

[Axver]

then i think it was me who suggested hijacking threads but i may be wrong

If you didn't suggest it, you were certainly the most eager promoter of giving forgotten threads some love.

 

[the tourist]

I must admit my memory is fairly hazy on that, but I do recall the very first non-hijacked thread was Jen's Australia thread in Discotheque.

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=184558&perpage=30&pagenumber=2

The modern superthread started here with me, Vazza, and Ian discussing.

 

[LemonMelon]

more brain play:

"the sky is getting dark, so it must be about tor ain," said elsa. when else might the sky get dark?

Nuclear holocaust?

tell three things you like about ocmputers. tell three things you like about books

Computers:

1. My friends are in it.
2. Illegal music downloading.
3. Porn.

Books:

1. They spark my imagination.
2. They look cool on shelves.
3. You can throw them at people.

name five things you held in your hand today.

I'm not at liberty to discuss this.

tell about the travels of a postage stamp as if it were a news story.

NEWSFLASH:

"Stamp travels from northern New Jersey to central New Jersey! No one cares about New Jersey, but we'll report on it anyway because it's such a very, very slow day for news."

how could you serve pancakes other than in a stack?

Pancake polygons FTMFW

 

[Varitek]

oh man the highlights goofus and gallant and your best self features are so fucking funny, they remind me of screwtape

 

[LemonMelon]

oh man the highlights goofus and gallant and your best self features are so fucking funny, they remind me of screwtape

Vazza, are my brain play answers correct??? I NEED APPROVAL.

 

[Varitek]

Nuclear holocaust?



Computers:

1. My friends are in it.
2. Illegal music downloading.
3. Porn.

Books:

1. They spark my imagination.
2. They look cool on shelves.
3. You can throw them at people.



I'm not at liberty to discuss this.



NEWSFLASH:

"Stamp travels from northern New Jersey to central New Jersey! No one cares about New Jersey, but we'll report on it anyway because it's such a very, very slow day for news."



Pancake polygons FTMFW

your answers are funnier than mine

the last brain play i did with my friend while we were on shrooms, it was fun, so was hidden pictures

here's some more brain play

who makes your meals?

which is harder, a marble or a cotton ball?

how many noses are there among three boys, two girls, and a kitten?

name something that eats. name somthing that doesn't.

on what part of the body do people wear a tie? a mitten? a belt? helmet? scarf?

which of these float?
penny sock raft seashell bubble stick eyeglasses

name something that is tilted

has anyone ever laughed at you? how did you feel? have you ever laughed at anyone?

 

[coolian2]

I'd have totally lulled at A Place Called Vertigo Superthread btw

 

[Varitek]

Vazza, are my brain play answers correct??? I NEED APPROVAL.

you are so impatient, i was giving you more fodder


here:

jay likes carrots raw but not cooked. "what's the difference?" asked his sister emma. can you name two differences?

what do a croquet mallet, a pencil, and a walking stick have in common? what do they have in common with a beach ball?

can you tell how deep a puddle is just by looking at it?

what would happen if we each made our own calendars, putting in as many days in a week, month, or year as we wanted?

 

[Varitek]

I'd have totally lulled at A Place Called Vertigo Superthread btw

me too

 

[the tourist]

I'd have totally lulled at A Place Called Vertigo Superthread btw

LM made that up.

 

[the tourist]

me too

Doesn't follow the rules, though. So Axver would've made sure to banish it the next time he made a superthread.

 

[Varitek]

and the last of them for elmel

at a new amusement park, how would you decide which rides to go on?

if you could make a movie, what would you want it to be about?

leon phoned his friend isaac. "it's really snowing out!" he said. "snowing? it's sunny and eighty degrees!" said isaac. how could both boys be right.

 

[Axver]

Some of these responses are dedicated to Andrew and Ian.

who makes your meals?

Jesus.

which is harder, a marble or a cotton ball?

A gigantor motherfucking penis.

how many noses are there among three boys, two girls, and a kitten?

42.

name something that eats. name somthing that doesn't.

Jesus prior to ~33 AD. Jesus after ~33 AD.

on what part of the body do people wear a tie? a mitten? a belt? helmet? scarf?

Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis head. Penis.

which of these float?
penny sock raft seashell bubble stick eyeglasses

A raft of socks stuffed with pennies and seashells held together by bubbly eyeglass sticks.

name something that is tilted

Gigantor motherfucking penis on a spring.

has anyone ever laughed at you? how did you feel? have you ever laughed at anyone?

Every second poster here. Good on them. I laugh back.

 

[Axver]

I'd have totally lulled at A Place Called Vertigo Superthread btw

Yeah, that'd be funny.

 

[Axver]

Doesn't follow the rules, though. So Axver would've made sure to banish it the next time he made a superthread.

But BONO says there's a place called Vertigo. Dare I question BONO?

 

[mysterious_jen]

 

[Varitek]

Doesn't follow the rules, though. So Axver would've made sure to banish it the next time he made a superthread.

at least it's funny unlike this baby's eyebrow or jen's room

i just read a poignant story in highlights called "the best friend contest"

 

[LemonMelon]

who makes your meals?

The government. And I buy it with the food stamps they give me. Win-win, you see.

which is harder, a marble or a cotton ball?

I've swallowed enough marbles to know the answer to this one. Wait, what?

how many noses are there among three boys, two girls, and a kitten?

The kitten got pissed and maimed the five of them, so the answer is one.

name something that eats. name somthing that doesn't.

Death.

And, in a less figurative sense, death.

on what part of the body do people wear a tie? a mitten? a belt? helmet? scarf?

I don't fucking wear ties. Do I look employed to you? I have no idea what the hell a mitten is.

which of these float?
penny sock raft seashell bubble stick eyeglasses

I tried to answer this once before, except it asked if the deed to my house floats. Fail on my part.

name something that is tilted

A pinball machine that's gotten too much action. HA!

has anyone ever laughed at you? how did you feel? have you ever laughed at anyone?

I'm laughing at you right now. Everyone does.

 

[the tourist]

at least it's funny unlike this baby's eyebrow or jen's room

i just read a poignant story in highlights called "the best friend contest"

Neither of those were mine.

 

[the tourist]

But BONO says there's a place called Vertigo. Dare I question BONO?

That depends, is it after 1990?

 

[Axver]

Hey Jen!

 

[Axver]

That depends, is it after 1990?

Are you telling me Bono lost his deity status after 1990?

GO TELL THAT TO EYKIW YOU HERETIC.

 

[Cin]

hey Jen, I'm slightly distracted by ebay