Dildo, Newfoundland Superthread

[coolian2]

Good evening

 

[Varitek]

i think it's such a small amount i'll have to just use it as part of a payment at a store that'll take two kinds of payment. on further inspection it's more like 3.22 anyway

 

[Varitek]

ian! you've been on gchat for ages actually

i wish i hadn't had that nap, that was dumb

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

OK, so WTF is this thread?

http://forum.interference.com/t186046.html

Carlos has his priorities all messed up if he even considers this a good question.

Srsly. Food is food, and food will fill you up and satisfy your hunger even if it doesn't taste good/isn't fancy.

But sexual satisfaction takes skill.

 

[LemonMelon]

ian! you've been on gchat for ages actually

I hear all the cool kids are doing this.

 

[Varitek]

you know what i miss? nsw's haikus

 

[coolian2]

ian! you've been on gchat for ages actually

i wish i hadn't had that nap, that was dumb

Ebuddy, i can now use all that shit on my phone.

 

[coolian2]

Ebuddy, i can now use all that shit on my phone.

And i was going to AIM you from the bus for shits and giggles

 

[Varitek]

Srsly. Food is food, and food will fill you up and satisfy your hunger even if it doesn't taste good/isn't fancy.

But sexual satisfaction takes skill.

once married, you can pay for good food, but you can't really pay for good sex

 

[LemonMelon]

you know what i miss? nsw's haikus

This is truth, it must be said
Stupid prick leaves us without humor
this sucks

 

[Varitek]

I hear all the cool kids are doing this.

so true

 

[coolian2]

once married, you can pay for good food, but you can't really pay for good sex

Just ask Elliot Spitzer.

 

[Varitek]

This is truth, it must be said
Stupid prick leaves us without humor
this sucks

your syllable count
is off i think on purpose
to underscore loss

 

[coolian2]

you know what i miss? nsw's haikus

Very shit.


I miss NSW

 

[LemonMelon]

your syllable count
is off i think on purpose
to underscore our loss

Precisely
For I am incompetent
And write my haikus like Deep writes every post he makes

 

[Varitek]

And i was going to AIM you from the bus for shits and giggles

aim on the phone got to the us like 5 yrs ago, though i never have used it

and as elmel's article says, now i'd prefer gchat on my phone anyway

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

once married, you can pay for good food, but you can't really pay for good sex

But you pay the pool boy/gardener/nanny/whoever, what if you sleep with them?

 

[Varitek]

Precisely
For I am incompetent
And write my haikus like Deep writes every post he makes

you mean to say that
when you fuck up your grammar
you think its so cool

 

[coolian2]

aim on the phone got to the us like 5 yrs ago, though i never have used it

and as elmel's article says, now i'd prefer gchat on my phone anyway

I finally have a phone that can use the ebuddy software.

It has gchat on it too.

 

[LemonMelon]

you mean to say that
when you fuck up your grammar
you think its so cool

I try to be
Grammatically competent
Just not in haikus

 

[Varitek]

But you pay the pool boy/gardener/nanny/whoever, what if you sleep with them?

paying for good food = a date = good for marriage
paying for good sex = cheating = bad for marriage

but i dont think i needed to spell that out for you jokers

 

[coolian2]

paying for good food = a date = good for marriage
paying for good sex = cheating = bad for marriage

but i dont think i needed to spell that out for you jokers

Will this be in the test?

 

[LemonMelon]

Well, this has been an entertaining thread indeed, but I need sleep. Good night all.

 

[Varitek]

I finally have a phone that can use the ebuddy software.

It has gchat on it too.

i ran out of things
to say to elmel. haiku
for you instead now

my cell plan does not
include media without
lots of high charges

 

[Varitek]

Will this be in the test?

no but i might include it in my vows some day

i just finished the gmail article, why would you want an article to mention your petty online fights with your boyfriend?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

paying for good food = a date = good for marriage
paying for good sex = cheating = bad for marriage

but i dont think i needed to spell that out for you jokers

Psh, monogamy is boring.

 

[coolian2]

Well, this has been an entertaining thread indeed, but I need sleep. Good night all.

Bye!

 

[coolian2]

i ran out of things
to say to elmel. haiku
for you instead now

my cell plan does not
include media without
lots of high charges

i'm too tired
to write accurate haikus
fuck syllable counts

 

[Varitek]

Psh, monogamy is boring.

so don't get married
its a simple solution
syllables needed

 

[Varitek]

night lemonmelon
good good night lemonmelon
night lemonmelon