Dildo, Newfoundland Superthread

[KhanadaRhodes]

we have 2 friends we never wanna talk to after college

good god, those sound like really shitty friends. sexual harassment? wtf. and if that girl loves india so much, why doesn't she just go back? i haaaate people like that.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm feeling very crowded in this thread all of a sudden.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'm sorry LM. I'll refrain from smothering you with my breasts in the future.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

no, it's just like a small cylindrical pillow that goes between the breasts, to seperate them and support the upper boob when lying on your side.

Though I'll just stick with the small pillow I've been using. It's all silky and nice and matches my comforter

ahhh, i see. it sounds...interesting. it makes more sense than what i was picturing anyway.

and yes, you might as well.

 

[LemonMelon]

we have 2 friends we never wanna talk to after college

1 i've complained about before, he dangles stuff and wants you to ask questions, is totally fake and is going through the motions of friendship, is really materialistic, and sexually harassed a friend of ours and practically raped another guy i know.

1 only talks about 4 things: socialist politics/economics (she's never taken an econ course), portland (she's from there) and the west coast and why they're superior, how perfect her boyfriend is, and india (where she studied abroad and wants to go back). she is a total caricature of herself and always brings the serious/unfun/boring to a dinnertime conversation and will lecture you/regurgitate something from class/talk at you.

Why do you associate yourself with these folks? Just in it too deep with them by now?

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm sorry LM. I'll refrain from smothering you with my breasts in the future.

Don't worry, I've never been claustrophobic.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I do things that would make a claustrophobic person sweat. In my old apartment, I had this really small, useless closet. It was like 2 feet deep by 3 feet wide, with the closet rod across at waist height for some reason, and not even any shelves above it. Bizarre. But I stored extra blankets folded on the floor in there, and I got into the habit of going in there and sitting on the floor in the dark when I used the phone.

I also once got into my linen closet, under the bottom shelf, just to see if I would fit.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

did you do it for the hell of it or did you have nosey roommates?

 

[LemonMelon]

We have absolutely no storage space, so the house is crowded with junk.

That's where my experience with crowded areas ends.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I did it because I tended to get distracted by looking around at stuff when I was on the phone, and it made it hard to listen. So I went in there where it was dark and there was nothing to look at

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

We have absolutely no storage space, so the house is crowded with junk.

That's where my experience with crowded areas ends.

you have a small house too?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I did it because I tended to get distracted by looking around at stuff when I was on the phone, and it made it hard to listen. So I went in there where it was dark and there was nothing to look at

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

It made for interesting conversations, when I decided to crawl back out again, and I'd go "Hold on, I'm gonna come out of the closet now"

 

[LemonMelon]

you have a small house too?

Uh huh

The basement is HUGE though. And well-kept. There are these pipes that were specifically set up to be used for serving beverages...we never use them, but yeah, it's basically a gigantic rec room.

 

[LemonMelon]

It made for interesting conversations, when I decided to crawl back out again, and I'd go "Hold on, I'm gonna come out of the closet now"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Uh huh

The basement is HUGE though. And well-kept. There are these pipes that were specifically set up to be used for serving beverages...we never use them, but yeah, it's basically a gigantic rec room.

my room is so freaking small....10x10'

i like your basement

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It made for interesting conversations, when I decided to crawl back out again, and I'd go "Hold on, I'm gonna come out of the closet now"

 

[Varitek]

good god, those sound like really shitty friends. sexual harassment? wtf. and if that girl loves india so much, why doesn't she just go back? i haaaate people like that.

she's trying to go back, but, if she does, it'll be because she won a prestigious scholarship which will make her more pretentious!

 

[LemonMelon]

my room is so freaking small....10x10'

i like your basement

I really hate my bedroom. It's like 8x9 feet, and, even though there isn't that much stuff in there, it's almost impossible to get around. The Zeppelin, Beatles (including all of the White Album pics and a Lennon sketch of my own), and U2 pics on the wall are by far the best part.

Oh yeah, the basement is awesome. There's a basketball hoop down there, television, and it's where my recording studio is. The only problem? It's pretty cold, but that becomes a positive in the summer.

 

[Varitek]

Why do you associate yourself with these folks? Just in it too deep with them by now?

basically, friends from freshman and sophomore years, they eat meals with us and go out with us and stuff, the only way to avoid it would be to actually say "stop." we all avoid one-on-ones with them both.

 

[Varitek]

my senior housing is a nice big room with a really high ceiling, and my room at home is big too, i've been lucky. but the room i lived in in ny last summer was like 7x8, the bed was lofted

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

When my friend Jon lived with his parents, his bedroom was really small. He often referred to it as a closet. But it really caught my attention once when he was like "When I came out of the closet this morning..."

This conversation is a little circular

 

[LemonMelon]

basically, friends from freshman and sophomore years, they eat meals with us and go out with us and stuff, the only way to avoid it would be to actually say "stop." we all avoid one-on-ones with them both.

Oh, I see. They just tag along?

 

[LemonMelon]

This conversation is a little circular

There are some recurring themes here. Latent homosexuality, large breasts, and enclosed spaces. Now, what do they all have in common?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I really hate my bedroom. It's like 8x9 feet, and, even though there isn't that much stuff in there, it's almost impossible to get around. The Zeppelin, Beatles (including all of the White Album pics and a Lennon sketch of my own), and U2 pics on the wall are by far the best part.

Oh yeah, the basement is awesome. There's a basketball hoop down there, television, and it's where my recording studio is. The only problem? It's pretty cold, but that becomes a positive in the summer.

eww. i thought my room was small. i have a ton of stuff in it though. my room stays really hot though.

i'll elaborate more tomorrow but i'm exhausted night peeps

 

[Varitek]

Oh, I see. They just tag along?

yeah, somewhat the guy has figured out some of us don't like him, but not all, and he has a car and was going to target yesterday and i needed an errand so i went with him one on one...and he made a delightful racist comment!

but yeah, they sit with us, but we don't call them and ask "are you coming to dinner" if they don't show up at the appointed time, like we do for the rest of us.

 

[LemonMelon]

eww. i thought my room was small. i have a ton of stuff in it though. my room stays really hot though.

i'll elaborate more tomorrow but i'm exhausted night peeps

The heating in my room is crap. Whatever the outside temperature is, the room is heavily slanted in that direction. It's always either the coldest or hottest room in the house.


Night Khan.

 

[Varitek]

my room at home is really moderate.

 

[LemonMelon]

my room at home is really moderate.

Good for you. 4.5 gold stars.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

The heating in my room is crap. Whatever the outside temperature is, the room is heavily slanted in that direction. It's always either the coldest or hottest room in the house.

My room's the opposite. It's closest to the AC/heating unit, so it gets hit with everything full blast. I freeze in the summer and melt in the winter. The heat in the winter is worse. It's not bad at night when the heat is turned down, but as soon as someone gets up in the morning and turns it on, I wake up sweating and I feel like I'm in an oven, and I have to stumble out of bed and climb on a chair ('cause I'm short) and shut the vent.