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Old 04-16-2008, 03:46 AM   #136
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I'd have totally lulled at A Place Called Vertigo Superthread btw
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LM made that up.
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Doesn't follow the rules, though. So Axver would've made sure to banish it the next time he made a superthread.
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and the last of them for elmel

at a new amusement park, how would you decide which rides to go on?

if you could make a movie, what would you want it to be about?

leon phoned his friend isaac. "it's really snowing out!" he said. "snowing? it's sunny and eighty degrees!" said isaac. how could both boys be right.
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who makes your meals?
Jesus.

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which is harder, a marble or a cotton ball?
A gigantor motherfucking penis.

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how many noses are there among three boys, two girls, and a kitten?
42.

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name something that eats. name somthing that doesn't.
Jesus prior to ~33 AD. Jesus after ~33 AD.

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on what part of the body do people wear a tie? a mitten? a belt? helmet? scarf?
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis head. Penis.

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which of these float?
penny sock raft seashell bubble stick eyeglasses
A raft of socks stuffed with pennies and seashells held together by bubbly eyeglass sticks.

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Gigantor motherfucking penis on a spring.

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Every second poster here. Good on them. I laugh back.
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I'd have totally lulled at A Place Called Vertigo Superthread btw
Yeah, that'd be funny.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Doesn't follow the rules, though. So Axver would've made sure to banish it the next time he made a superthread.
But BONO says there's a place called Vertigo. Dare I question BONO?
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Doesn't follow the rules, though. So Axver would've made sure to banish it the next time he made a superthread.
at least it's funny unlike this baby's eyebrow or jen's room

i just read a poignant story in highlights called "the best friend contest"
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who makes your meals?
The government. And I buy it with the food stamps they give me. Win-win, you see.

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which is harder, a marble or a cotton ball?
I've swallowed enough marbles to know the answer to this one. Wait, what?

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how many noses are there among three boys, two girls, and a kitten?
The kitten got pissed and maimed the five of them, so the answer is one.

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name something that eats. name somthing that doesn't.
Death.

And, in a less figurative sense, death.

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on what part of the body do people wear a tie? a mitten? a belt? helmet? scarf?
I don't fucking wear ties. Do I look employed to you? I have no idea what the hell a mitten is.

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which of these float?
penny sock raft seashell bubble stick eyeglasses
I tried to answer this once before, except it asked if the deed to my house floats. Fail on my part.

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A pinball machine that's gotten too much action. HA!

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at least it's funny unlike this baby's eyebrow or jen's room

i just read a poignant story in highlights called "the best friend contest"
Neither of those were mine.
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But BONO says there's a place called Vertigo. Dare I question BONO?
That depends, is it after 1990?
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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That depends, is it after 1990?
Are you telling me Bono lost his deity status after 1990?

GO TELL THAT TO EYKIW YOU HERETIC.
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