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Where'd Ashley go? And has Khan gone to sleep?
We need to push on to the Bitche, France thread.
Ashley is sleeping... and snoring.
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Ashley is sleeping... and snoring.
Its Britastic!
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Gluey
Blue Crack Addict
Browneyedgirl needs to party
She is no old farty
She's a legend in her own time
Jen is really grooving
Her body always moving
As she bellydances down the hallway
Her tattoo remains unseen
For four weeks, it's a scream!
She obviously shags with clothes on
U2's new album
had better be a good un
It'll get ripped up in EYKIW regardless
They'll say Larry's drum
Is stuck up his Bum
And Adam is such a bore
The Edge will be on fire
And Bono will be a liar
And deny that Kunstmuseum ever happened
We'll throw darts at McGuiness
And Axver will miss
Because we all know he's legally blind
His ammo will fly
Up into the sky
and come down into a traindrivers eye
The train will derail
Ripping off a planes tail
How the fuck that happened, we'll never know!
She is no old farty
She's a legend in her own time
Jen is really grooving
Her body always moving
As she bellydances down the hallway
Her tattoo remains unseen
For four weeks, it's a scream!
She obviously shags with clothes on
U2's new album
had better be a good un
It'll get ripped up in EYKIW regardless
They'll say Larry's drum
Is stuck up his Bum
And Adam is such a bore
The Edge will be on fire
And Bono will be a liar
And deny that Kunstmuseum ever happened
We'll throw darts at McGuiness
And Axver will miss
Because we all know he's legally blind
His ammo will fly
Up into the sky
and come down into a traindrivers eye
The train will derail
Ripping off a planes tail
How the fuck that happened, we'll never know!
mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
loving your work tonite glu
Its Britastic!
Refugee
You are an amazing drunk!
mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
hmm what do you know , a fucking alarm clock is going off... must have scrwed up the am/pm when i re set the clock last night after the power went out.
Haha. No Ashleys mean when shes sleeping. Shell yell at me.
But can you yell louder than her?
Gluey
Blue Crack Addict
I really must stop
before my brain turns to glop
I'm thinking in rhymes all the time
My daughter thinks I'm weird
she'll looking at me scared
knowing Mummy has gone loopy again
There's nothing on tv
I've had a big pee
someone tell me what I should do
I can't think to talk normal
It sounds far to formal
And my glass needs refilling anyway
I'm well on my way
with this setlist I've played
Ax will have it written up very soon
We'll throw our own party
It'll be very hearty
Until you all put me on Ignore!
Refill time!!!
before my brain turns to glop
I'm thinking in rhymes all the time
My daughter thinks I'm weird
she'll looking at me scared
knowing Mummy has gone loopy again
There's nothing on tv
I've had a big pee
someone tell me what I should do
I can't think to talk normal
It sounds far to formal
And my glass needs refilling anyway
I'm well on my way
with this setlist I've played
Ax will have it written up very soon
We'll throw our own party
It'll be very hearty
Until you all put me on Ignore!
Refill time!!!
Its Britastic!
Refugee
Most definitely!
See, I figure that if you can out-yell somebody, both in volume and in duration, you've got a huge upper hand.
mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
See, I figure that if you can out-yell somebody, both in volume and in duration, you've got a huge upper hand.
i can out yell everyone RAWWWWWWWWWWWWR thats why im the boss .
Gluey
Blue Crack Addict
Bono'd better watch out
Now my lyrics are out
I've barely been on my knees
His future's uncertain
Is this his final curtain
Before Gluey takes over the helm
I tell you my snippets
Will be such juicy tidbits
That Axver will be a virgin no more
I'll go down in history
For upsetting the respiratory
Of all who listen to me
My glass is now full
I'm talking no bull
And my eyes are starting to fuzz
I won't be long
Until my fingers go wrong
And the alphabet is dealt to with a barge pole.
Now my lyrics are out
I've barely been on my knees
His future's uncertain
Is this his final curtain
Before Gluey takes over the helm
I tell you my snippets
Will be such juicy tidbits
That Axver will be a virgin no more
I'll go down in history
For upsetting the respiratory
Of all who listen to me
My glass is now full
I'm talking no bull
And my eyes are starting to fuzz
I won't be long
Until my fingers go wrong
And the alphabet is dealt to with a barge pole.
Its Britastic!
Refugee
See, I figure that if you can out-yell somebody, both in volume and in duration, you've got a huge upper hand.
yeah I think I could take her... I just dont want my mom to come up here and yell at me for being too loud.
Gluey
Blue Crack Addict
i can out yell everyone RAWWWWWWWWWWWWR thats why im the boss .
Bet I could out-argue you!
Most people just don't have the stamina.
Gluey
Blue Crack Addict
yeah I think I could take her... I just dont want my mom to come up here and yell at me for being too loud.
That sounds like a bad comedy......Each person coming in and yelling louder than the last!!!
mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
Bet I could out-argue you!
Most people just don't have the stamina.
i don't need to argue !
just rawwww.
actually usually a dirty look and a point of the finger does the job.
"Each person coming in and yelling louder than the last" probably sums up EYKIW pretty well!
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Refugee
Thats how it would be cause after my mom would come my step dad and hes drunk right now so he just wont stop and then my little brother not knowing what hes yelling about but just yelling to be yelling.
Oh yeah, that'll totally work on the legally blind guy.
coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
Most disappointingly misleading thread title ever:
http://forum.interference.com/f220/prayers-bono-says-186987.html#post5262131
Still funny though.
http://forum.interference.com/f220/prayers-bono-says-186987.html#post5262131
Still funny though.
Thats how it would be cause after my mom would come my step dad and hes drunk right now so he just wont stop and then my little brother not knowing what hes yelling about but just yelling to be yelling.
Then the neighbours will start yelling because they want their sleep, then the cops will come around and yell at you for yelling ...
Thank you for this wonderful post!
mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
dear god,
please give me the strength to get up after i kneel and let the knees on my pants live another day .
Its Britastic!
Refugee
Yeah Im sure our new neighbors would just love us after that.
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