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CONGRATULATIONS AX!!! :yippie:

Ooh we need a party to celebrate :yes: :hyper:

We could go blind drunk in celebration.....:giggle:

:lmao: I see you're starting on the blind part already ... :wink:

I DO have some Marlborough pinot gris in the fridge. :hmm:
 
He's been a bit sluggish posting lately. Maybe he's busy rehearsing?

He's on his knees
Begging please
to make the stage
and be all the rage
He'll sing as Bono
He won't be in Mono
He'll wear sunglasses
And make lots of passes
to all the girls going by
he won't have to lie
that he ate all the pie
because Simon will say he's OUTSTANDING!


:giggle: Shit this Margarita is good :drunk:
 
A note to Axver for when he signs on: (maybe someone can link him back to this)

For disliking London Calling:
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That is all.

I don't dislike London Calling! I don't know where you guys got that idea from. I just think Train In Vain is a terrible song and the album dies after The Card Cheat. Most of the first two thirds of the album are quality. It's just the last third that falls down.
 
He's on his knees
Begging please
to make the stage
and be all the rage
He'll sing as Bono
He won't be in Mono
He'll wear sunglasses
And make lots of passes
to all the girls going by
he won't have to lie
that he ate all the pie
because Simon will say he's OUTSTANDING!


:giggle: Shit this Margarita is good :drunk:

DRINK MORE! :lmao:
 
DRINK MORE! :lmao:

:ohmy:

Ian will sit on a train
wishing it was a plane
taking off down the runway at speed
Axver will laugh
as he makes up a graph
showing setlists from concerts galore
Ian HAS to sing as Bono
The crowd won't go oh no
unless he unbuttons his shirt
Long hair or short hair
nevertheless have no fear
He really will be ok :shifty:
He'll throw in some snippets
faster than racing whippets
on their final run down the home straight
The crowd will be horny
From all of Ian's glory
as he walks off with the S.I.T.E crown....:love:


:reject: that is all. :lol:
 
:ohmy:

Ian will sit on a train
wishing it was a plane
taking off down the runway at speed
Axver will laugh
as he makes up a graph
showing setlists from concerts galore
Ian HAS to sing as Bono
The crowd won't go oh no
unless he unbuttons his shirt
Long hair or short hair
nevertheless have no fear
He really will be ok :shifty:
He'll throw in some snippets
faster than racing whippets
on their final run down the home straight
The crowd will be horny
From all of Ian's glory
as he walks off with the S.I.T.E crown....:love:


:reject: that is all. :lol:

:lmao: :lmao:

This is fucking awesome. Have another drink.
 
I hope you're still coming up with lyrics after you pass the point where you forget the alphabet. :laugh:
 
:ohmy:

Ian will sit on a train
wishing it was a plane
taking off down the runway at speed
Axver will laugh
as he makes up a graph
showing setlists from concerts galore
Ian HAS to sing as Bono
The crowd won't go oh no
unless he unbuttons his shirt
Long hair or short hair
nevertheless have no fear
He really will be ok :shifty:
He'll throw in some snippets
faster than racing whippets
on their final run down the home straight
The crowd will be horny
From all of Ian's glory
as he walks off with the S.I.T.E crown....:love:


:reject: that is all. :lol:
That has just made my day!!!! Gluey, have anotehr drink on me!!
Hello and goodbye folks, I'm off home from work....
:wave:
 
:grumpy: Where the hell is everyone tonight?


Kim is having a 2nd drink
Her sobriety is on the brink
Of slipping away from her grasp
Will she fantasize about Bono
Or will she go oh no
As the Transvesturner intrudes on her brain
Will she have any Mercy
From rugby players named Percy
Or Whalers trying to raise some funds
If she says 'Pretty Please'
Will Axver eat cheese
And redecorate his room once again
How about Ian eating Samosa
As he sits on his Sofa
Shivering in this fucking cold
No, we'll all stick together
Like birds of a feather
and think of Tina's extra bits. :yes: :yikes:
 
:grumpy: Where the hell is everyone tonight?


Kim is having a 2nd drink
Her sobriety is on the brink
Of slipping away from her grasp
Will she fantasize about Bono
Or will she go oh no
As the Transvesturner intrudes on her brain
Will she have any Mercy
From rugby players named Percy
Or Whalers trying to raise some funds
If she says 'Pretty Please'
Will Axver eat cheese
And redecorate his room once again
How about Ian eating Samosa
As he sits on his Sofa
Shivering in this fucking cold
No, we'll all stick together
Like birds of a feather
and think of Tina's extra bits. :yes: :yikes:

Fuck you, I just about choked on the biscuit I'm eating!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Now I have the giggles
Like those dumb fucking Wiggles
As I sit here on my Swiss Ball
I really want Bono
Get him here Pronto
And I'll make sure that he is really ok :combust:
I write transport porn
From dusk until dawn
For Axver and Ian to dream of
The southern hemisphere rocks
We're not a bunch of cocks
As unfortunately some may think we are
We own the superthread
Leaving others for dead
As we fly through the pages at speed
We don't listen to Coldplay
We think that their lead singer is gay
As he sings like a girl in the rain
I need to go pee
I really must flee
before a puddle accrues on my floor......:ohmy:
 
Where'd Ashley go? And has Khan gone to sleep? :tsk:

We need to push on to the Bitche, France thread.
 
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