Devil's Dyke, Sussex superthread

[phillyfan26]

ElMel, do you still want help with some lyrics fer yer very long songs?

(Edited for accent.)

 

[Axver]

Sorry, I meant three words: Pretentious Bullshit Wank.

I'm going to actually have to take the time and listen to this/keep a running diary now.

 

[phanan]

So, have I missed anything around here?

 

[LemonMelon]

ElMel, do you still want help with some lyrics fer yer very long songs?

(Edited for accent.)

Sure, why not? I have 35+ minutes each to fill, after all.

 

[Axver]

ElMel, do you still want help with some lyrics fer yer very long songs?

(Edited for accent.)

Maybe a different person should contribute to each of the four songs to more fully distinguish the four bands to avoid any pedantic rules arguments?

 

[LemonMelon]

Though I would've thought Larry'd love Please Please Me ...

Wings--->St. ANGER--->Ace Of Base FTMFW

I fit Eminem in there too.

 

[phillyfan26]

So, have I missed anything around here?

Screwtape and Axver interpret Axver's DI rule write-up quite differently from each other.

Also, I'm typing in my Philly accent thanks to Axver using his Kiwi accent typin' last night. Notice the few changes.

 

[Axver]

So, have I missed anything around here?

DI related? Ooh yes.

 

[Axver]

Wings--->St. ANGER--->Ace Of Base FTMFW

I fit Eminem in there too.

Ah, so it was Larry's fault that Bono snippeted The Real Slim Shady that time in 2001!

 

[LemonMelon]

Ah, so it was Larry's fault that Bono snippeted The Real Slim Shady that time in 2001!

Oh, fuck. This list needs more Leo Sayer.

 

[phillyfan26]

Maybe a different person should contribute to each of the four songs to more fully distinguish the four bands to avoid any pedantic rules arguments?

I can contribute any number of lyrics. I'm a songwriter after all.

Recording myself for this thing will be much more diffuhcult. My recordin' equipment is total shit if you haven't heard already heard my Interfers contributions.

 

[phanan]

Screwtape and Axver interpret Axver's DI rule write-up quite differently from each other.

Also, I'm typing in my Philly accent thanks to Axver using his Kiwi accent typin' last night. Notice the few changes.

I guess I'll have to do some reading over lunch, then.

 

[phillyfan26]

By the way, in U2 by U2, Larry was a HUGE fan of The Iggles.

 

[phillyfan26]

I guess I'll have to do some reading over lunch, then.

Hell for Certain Superthread has the duhtails.

 

[LemonMelon]

By the way, in U2 by U2, Larry was a HUGE fan of The Iggles.

Gotcha. I'll fit it in there between Leo Sayer and Peter Frampton.

 

[Axver]

I can contribute any number of lyrics. I'm a songwriter after all.

And I write a fair bit myself. Mainly prose, admittedly, but I wish I had a band to write lyrics for. Since I have something of a lyrical fascination with apocalyptic imagery, maybe I should help out on that death metal track.

 

[Axver]

By the way, in U2 by U2, Larry was a HUGE fan of The Iggles.

I initially read this as The Wiggles and wasn't all too shocked.

 

[the tourist]

I used to write tons of songs/lyrics. I've cooled off on it, though, since I'm not a singer anymore.

 

[LemonMelon]

And I write a fair bit myself. Mainly prose, admittedly, but I wish I had a band to write lyrics for. Since I have something of a lyrical fascination with apocalyptic imagery, maybe I should help out on that death metal track.

Only if you're willing to mock yourself for several minutes.

I've already written a verse involving maggots eating the sun, but I'm open to help.

 

[LemonMelon]

I initially read this as The Wiggles and wasn't all too shocked.

I thought that was what he meant, honestly.

 

[Axver]

Only if you're willing to mock yourself for several minutes.

I've already written a verse involving maggots eating the sun, but I'm open to help.

Yeah, I was going to say maybe it'd be just a little strange if the person being satirised contributed.

I could always dig up ridiculous death metal song titles to inspire you.

 

[LemonMelon]

Yeah, I was going to say maybe it'd be just a little strange if the person being satirised contributed.

I could always dig up ridiculous death metal song titles to inspire you.

I'd like that.



Pain in my skull is emanating
Sanity disintegrating
Sickened mothballs eat away
Demonic forces love decay

 

[phillyfan26]

I initially read this as The Wiggles and wasn't all too shocked.

And my accent finally trips someone up. Score.

 

[LemonMelon]

St. Anger is traumatizing me. God, this is terrible. But that makes it a better fit for Larry's list, I guess.

 

[Axver]

I'd like that.



Pain in my skull is emanating
Sanity disintegrating
Sickened mothballs eat away
Demonic forces love decay

Yeah, that sounds deathy. Here's some metal titles for you. Some are by bands I like, some aren't:

- Cut Their Grain And Place Fire Therein
- Researchers Of Tortures
- Behold The Vastness And Sorrow
- She Painted Fire Across The Skyline
- May Your God Deny You
- Storming Through Red Clouds And Holocaust Winds
- PURE FUCKIN' ARMAGEDDON

Though some of the best come from black metal parody band Impaled Northern Moonforest:

- Gazing at The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop a Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest of The Northern Mountain
- Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
- Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath
- Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar

 

[Axver]

And my accent finally trips someone up. Score.

You guys don't believe in 'w' in Philadelphia?

 

[Axver]

St. Anger is traumatizing me. God, this is terrible. But that makes it a better fit for Larry's list, I guess.

Outside of The Unforgiven II, Reload was so shockingly bad that I won't subject myself to anything more recent than that.

And frankly I don't think Metallica's made much worthwhile at all, even in their supposed heyday.

 

[LemonMelon]

PURE FUCKIN' ARMAGEDDON

That's my favorite. Great work.

 

[phillyfan26]

You guys don't believe in 'w' in Philadelphia?

Iggles = Eagles

I'm hungry. I might just have a beggle.

 

[LemonMelon]

Outside of a few tweaks I may do, here's Larry's playlist in its entirety: