Devil's Dyke, Sussex superthread

[Axver]

it's not that i'm not adventurous, i'm just not sure if i want to eat someone's wang. it seems...wrong. like, somewhere in the world, some male species, human or otherwise, is grunting in pain and he doesn't know why. it's because i bit into a wang.

Kangaroo loin =/= kangaroo penis.

 

[the tourist]

lol okay fine. it's ocean water. like the stuff from sonic, whatever the fuck that stuff is.

Sodium makes you thirsty. Thirst means you'll buy more Dasani. Those fuckers.

 

[Axver]

I really wanted to change it. But that's what he fucking called it, and I didn't Phanan to, like, go check.

Well, my pre-judgement was right. It just felt ... lacking in substance.

Now onto Earth. Seems like a bit of a change of pace right from the outset.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Kangaroo loin =/= kangaroo penis.

what part is it then? cuz for a human, the loin is...yeah.

 

[LemonMelon]

it's not that i'm not adventurous, i'm just not sure if i want to eat someone's wang. it seems...wrong. like, somewhere in the world, some male species, human or otherwise, is grunting in pain and he doesn't know why. it's because i bit into a wang.

loin (loin) <---pronunciation
n.

1. The part of the body of a human or quadruped on either side of the backbone and between the ribs and hips.

 

[the tourist]

Well, my pre-judgement was right. It just felt ... lacking in substance.

Now onto Earth. Seems like a bit of a change of pace right from the outset.

It is. This, potentially, possibly, could be your favourite segment. But no promises.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Sodium makes you thirsty. Thirst means you'll buy more Dasani. Those fuckers.

dasani needn't bother adding sodium. i'm always thirsty. AND DAMNIT I'M NOT DIABETIC

 

[Axver]

Khan, I take it you don't eat sirloin or tenderloin steak then?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

loin (loin) <---pronunciation
n.

1. The part of the body of a human or quadruped on either side of the backbone and between the ribs and hips.

i phail at anatomy. when i think of loin i think of loin cloth, cojones, etc.

 

[the tourist]

dasani needn't bother adding sodium. i'm always thirsty. AND DAMNIT I'M NOT DIABETIC

I'm not thirsty often. I have to remind myself to get water.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Khan, I take it you don't eat sirloin or tenderloin steak then?

i do, i'm just tired and wasn't making the connection

 

[Axver]

So, we need to think of where we're going next. Clit, Romania, perhaps?

I'd also like to do Koolyanobbing, Western Australia sometime.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm not thirsty often. I have to remind myself to get water.

i don't like dasani anyway. if i drink plain water, i like fiji

 

[the tourist]

What about going on the tramcar diner?

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm hoping this doesn't cause a domino effect and kill the thread, but...

I need sleep. Good night everybody.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'd also like to do Koolyanobbing, Western Australia sometime.

i like this one.

 

[Axver]

i do, i'm just tired and wasn't making the connection

All this food talk is making me hungry. I suppose I'll go cook some herb and garlic sausages soon ...

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

So, just to recap:

Bono's voice is God > Chris Martin is "God" > people emulating U2 > Linkin Park, The Killers > Sam's Town > casinos > various places in Tennessee > Spaghetti Factory > Tramcar restaurant > kangaroo wang > not actually the wang.

This is why we're the superthread.

 

[the tourist]

i don't like dasani anyway. if i drink plain water, i like fiji

I drink from the tap because, well, the water here is actually good.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

night elmel.

fuck, i was gonna go to sleep in a minute too

 

[the tourist]

I'm hoping this doesn't cause a domino effect and kill the thread, but...

I need sleep. Good night everybody.

Goodnight, threadmurderer

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

All this food talk is making me hungry. I suppose I'll go cook some herb and garlic sausages soon ...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

So, just to recap:

Bono's voice is God > Chris Martin is "God" > people emulating U2 > Linkin Park, The Killers > Sam's Town > casinos > various places in Tennessee > Spaghetti Factory > Tramcar restaurant > kangaroo wang > not actually the wang.

This is why we're the superthread.

 

[the tourist]

night elmel.

fuck, i was gonna go to sleep in a minute too

Domino #2?

 

[Axver]

G'night LM.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, if we do Clit, Romania... how many males here are gonna be able to find the thread without a map/stopping to ask for directions?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I drink from the tap because, well, the water here is actually good.

the tap water here is good too, but i like my water really cold, and it doesn't come out cold enough from the tap obvs. so what the hell, i just buy bottled. i don't care.

OMG I THOUGHT I SAW A BUG BY MY KEYBOARD FUCK ahhhhh god that scared me.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Okay, if we do Clit, Romania... how many males here are gonna be able to find the thread without a map/stopping to ask for directions?

FOR REAL

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

night elmel.

fuck, i was gonna go to sleep in a minute too

Me too

 

[the tourist]

Okay, if we do Clit, Romania... how many males here are gonna be able to find the thread without a map/stopping to ask for directions?

The pleasure button isn't that difficult to find.