Describe the person above you

[cujo]

^ has enough cool points to fly to Ryan Adam's Treasure Island.

 

[Bonochick]

^will be serving drinks on the flight and stowing Waldo in one of the overhead storage bins

 

[IWasBored]

my avatar will challenge ^'s avatar to a duel (not sure what mine will duel with. he's no bill the butcher)

 

[cujo]

^ born on a pirate ship

 

[IWasBored]

^wonders if postcards written from somewhere near lethbridge still go by rail

 

[cujo]

^ amazes me with her knowledge of Lethbridge... I challenge her to a duel. We will meet in Moose Jaw... Jerk vs. Tool.

 

[Bonochick]

^replies too fast

 

[IWasBored]

^'s avatar's parrot may not be an unbiased officical.

 

[Bonochick]

^ makes unfair rules

 

[IWasBored]

^doesn't seem to realise that just because my avatar has a masters in geology and is working on a ph.d in evolutionary biology, doesn't mean that he has more than a microphone stand to fight with (and i don't know how coordinated he is)

 

[Bonochick]

^ doesn't seem to realize that my avatar is a pirate, and nothing tops pirates...except for Ryan...but Ryan IS the pirate, so this is the ultimate avatar.

YARR!

 

[IWasBored]

pirates have better dueling skills, threfore ^'s avtar has to give mine a handicap i the duel

 

[cujo]

^ is intimidated by pin stripes, which has no bearing on her pirate duel

 

[IWasBored]

^when he was three his barbies always did it on the first date

 

[cujo]

^ emphasis on barbies... sans le Ken dolls

 

[IWasBored]

^isn't trying to sing a love song, he's trying to sing in tune

 

[cujo]

^ thinks I'm singing, but I'm really writhing in pain after Bonochick's parrot bit me in the ass.

 

[IWasBored]

^broke into the old apartment

 

[cujo]

^ marooned at the intersection of Jane and Sinclair, after consuming too much Alcohol.

 

[IWasBored]

a is for algebra, ^ learned it in school

 

[cujo]

^ c is for catfight... learnt in the mean streets of Boston.

 

[IWasBored]

^would rather be a dumb-ass than a parrot-ass

 

[Chizip]

^was bored

 

[cujo]

^ knows Cardinals will win as long as Mark McGwire is out of the game and retired.

 

[Chizip]

^ should know better than to inuslt mark mcgwire

 

[cujo]

^ doesn't realize that I'm Canadian... and therefore slow.

 

[Chizip]

^ likes to use being Canadian as an excuse

 

[cujo]

^ knows about my infamous beer straw, the second reason why I'm slow.

 

[IWasBored]

the first thing ^ remembers is the friction in the room and the brown spinet piano that never played in tune. the cruel impatient tyrant, the furstrated malcontent. the need to find the pieces and the absence of cement

 

[Chizip]

No one ever told me about the right way to love
And no one ever showed me what we're supposed to be made of
So don't be too forthright about what you think that I should be
And I'll willingly accept ^'s low opinion of me