^once stole five traffic bollards in the course of a drunken evening out. And later had to hide said bollards in a 5' by 7' room before room inspection.
^has more frequently been nicknamed Lisa, because of that character of that name in Girl, Interrupted.
Is even less sure if she likes that nickname, but thinks it maybe occassionally justified.
^once owned a mouse named Monty. Actually he was a rat, but doesn't a mouse named Monty sound better than a rat called Monty? A bit of poetic license, please.
^just described herself, having not noticed that someone else had posted. (Sorry, and yes, extremely bored.)
:::considers looking for a bored smiley:::