I have a bunch of Moulin Rouge quotes in my AIM profile, and I like randomly going "Fortunately, right at that moment, an Unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun."
OMG, I was just reading some of the quotes in my profile, look at this:
Dawn: He keeps randomly IMing me about things I don't care about
Dawn: Like Canadian politics
Dawn: And he goes on and on and on and on and on about Africa.
Dawn: And he is SO POWER HUNGRY.
Me: Is he Bono?
Dawn: No XD