"I don't want you to make hte same mistakes as me marla"
"oh ho so I was a mistake then?"
"No you weren't the mistake your sister was the mistake!"
"Oh my God I can't believe you said that!"
"Did you just flick me in the nuts?"
"no...I just flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be."
"Stop flicking my balls!"
"Ok...but I'll start punching them!"