Diamond The U2 Patriot
Refugee
Part 1- Leaving for a while folks.
Call it a self imposed sabbatical/exile/ leave of absence or what ever, but I've been spending way TOO MUCH time here.
My little ones look at me disappointedly while I am surfing the forums, this makes me sad.
My apt is a mess.
My waist line is expanding.
(notsexy)
Hence the decision.
I will refer all my affairs or concerns to Mr Deep as I ve desiginated him w/Power Of Attorney in my absence..
Part2-
HOW I SHOOK UP THE MAINSTREAM HERE LOCALLY-
DiamondKaraeokeStyle.
As alot of you know I live in the city of Scottsdale Az.
I like to sing karaeoke.
So recently I am at this posh club in the city.
Gathered in this club are-
fatcats,movers,shakers,phony people, people w/too much make up,implants,toupeas-you get the idea.
Median age approx 52 yrs of age.
Too much cigar smoke and lousy choice in songs.
Oh dear.
So I devise a plan.
Theyre singing the shittest music, we're talking Perry Como and Air Supply
Its ok. I kick my plan into gear.
Im up next.
I choose to sing Cat Stevens-"Morning Has Broken"
I recieve favorable applause. Im starting to pretend to fit into their clique.
Another round of fatcats sing idiotic songs by Rick Sprinfield and Barry Manilow.
Im up next.
I sing-"Acqalung" by Jethro Tull.
I scream out the lyrics-
"SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE,HEEEY ACQALUNG!
FEELING LIKE A DEAD DUCK..
HEEEY ACQALUNG!"
Iam singing LOUD and LARGE
Cigars are dropping,mouths are falling ,drinks are being bobbled and wigs are now being adjusted.
There is a stunned silence at the end.
Suddenly 25 per cent of the younger part of the crowd starts applauding and then the old folks kick in.
Mission completed.
"F*CKING UP THE MAINSTREAM" as Bono likes to put it.
My advice-
Live your life large
Live your life outloud.
Do something.
Make a differnce
and
realize there is more to life than:
Interference.Com
Love Your Friend
Diamond
Peace
Out.
[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 04-25-2002).]
Call it a self imposed sabbatical/exile/ leave of absence or what ever, but I've been spending way TOO MUCH time here.
My little ones look at me disappointedly while I am surfing the forums, this makes me sad.
My apt is a mess.
My waist line is expanding.
(notsexy)
Hence the decision.
I will refer all my affairs or concerns to Mr Deep as I ve desiginated him w/Power Of Attorney in my absence..
Part2-
HOW I SHOOK UP THE MAINSTREAM HERE LOCALLY-
DiamondKaraeokeStyle.
As alot of you know I live in the city of Scottsdale Az.
I like to sing karaeoke.
So recently I am at this posh club in the city.
Gathered in this club are-
fatcats,movers,shakers,phony people, people w/too much make up,implants,toupeas-you get the idea.
Median age approx 52 yrs of age.
Too much cigar smoke and lousy choice in songs.
Oh dear.
So I devise a plan.
Theyre singing the shittest music, we're talking Perry Como and Air Supply
Its ok. I kick my plan into gear.
Im up next.
I choose to sing Cat Stevens-"Morning Has Broken"
I recieve favorable applause. Im starting to pretend to fit into their clique.
Another round of fatcats sing idiotic songs by Rick Sprinfield and Barry Manilow.
Im up next.
I sing-"Acqalung" by Jethro Tull.
I scream out the lyrics-
"SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE,HEEEY ACQALUNG!
FEELING LIKE A DEAD DUCK..
HEEEY ACQALUNG!"
Iam singing LOUD and LARGE
Cigars are dropping,mouths are falling ,drinks are being bobbled and wigs are now being adjusted.
There is a stunned silence at the end.
Suddenly 25 per cent of the younger part of the crowd starts applauding and then the old folks kick in.
Mission completed.
"F*CKING UP THE MAINSTREAM" as Bono likes to put it.
My advice-
Live your life large
Live your life outloud.
Do something.
Make a differnce
and
realize there is more to life than:
Interference.Com
Love Your Friend
Diamond
Peace
Out.
[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 04-25-2002).]