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Old 07-19-2006, 04:41 AM   #1
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Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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they are great
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:43 AM   #3
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They so are!
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I needed to see these today

Thank you for posting them!
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Thanks - this brightened my morning!
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:43 PM   #6
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Like a ray of sunshine that I needed today! Thanks Lila!
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:10 PM   #7
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Loved it! Great post Lila!!
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Re: Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too

!!!

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12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:49 PM   #9
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Wow, that was very funny indeed. I'm gonna keep them for when I'm in bad mood..
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:59 PM   #10
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8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
just spent 20 minutes reflecting on these two
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I especially liked #8
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20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Re: Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too

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Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Those are so great and so true!!!
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:28 AM   #14
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Remember on SNL shows: "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey?
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:07 AM   #15
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brilliant

"Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. "

that one wins
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