Dear Santa

[U2Girl1978]

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

 

[pepokiss]

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sergio's Office party. It was Mabelin who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pine tree.

I thought it was funny when I put Vicente's socks on my head and danced the belly dance on the table while singing `fix you'. I didn't mean to break Sergio's TV and don't know why Sergio would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Hernan's wife a hot pig---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Fransisca's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold cat and have me arrested for suicide!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sophomore and hellish. And I'm really not to blame for any of this eternal stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and no yours,
Pepo (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 8 bucks!

 

[GibsonGirl]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sara's Office party. It was Brenna who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat pee.

I thought it was funny when I put Danny's thong on my head and danced the The Funky Chicken on the desk while singing `Mofo'. I didn't mean to break Sara's iPod and don't know why Sara would accuse me of shoplifting.

I don't remember calling Fred's wife a bumpy pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Krista's husband's arse, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smooth fox and have me arrested for drug dealing!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all coarse and runny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slimy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and boldly yours,
GibsonGirl (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 360 bucks!

 

[pepokiss]

HA, my bail is smaller

 

[GibsonGirl]

HA, my bail is smaller

But incidentally enough, we both ate too much spaghetti.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at John's Office party. It was Nichole who spiked the punch with too much Cranberry Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 26 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like rose.

I thought it was funny when I put Andrea's shirt on my head and danced the salsa on the couch while singing `Original of the Species'. I didn't mean to break John's Phone and don't know why John would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Dan's wife a red cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on caroline's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that chinese food.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a silly cat and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hard and soft. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cute stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and jokingly yours,
U2Girl1978 (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 78 bucks!

 

[GibsonGirl]

Hard and soft?

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[GibsonGirl]

I also like how you called Dan's wife a red cow, when she was actually wearing blue and green. Nothing like Cranberry Vodka to make you colour blind.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Cranberry Vodka does make me goofy... heh

 

[Carek1230]