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Alright folks, here's the deal.

I'm very much not entertained at the moment, so you must provide me with some stimulation... other than words. Dance around, tell a dirty joke while winking, or just plain old e-strip. It's high time to kick start this Lemonade Stand, and why not go with the old tried and true Cable TV method.

Suggestive tones, and various smilies are a prerequisite. For every post that an individual makes in this thread, said poster must remove one article of clothing, or at least insinuate their lack of apparel. Sorry to tack that on, but the moderators deemed it necessary.

So, post on my friends. Hope you dressed warmly.

:sexywink:
 
Flava Flav wants to get this party started right:

:dance:

For the record, he has taken off his clock-necklace...

:sexywink:
 
i can't dance

i know no good dirty jokes

and i'm being a party-pooper and not taking off my clothes

no wonder you were so bored talking to my on AIM, cujo...
 
mofo night remove kariann's undies if you ask him nicley though :sexywink:
 
IWB receives 10 cujo points for effort in mockery and general dirty bastardary.

:dance:
 
*puts mirrorball thong back on and does c@*k pushups.


(if you do not know what c@*k pushups are - check out Tenacious D)


*** does this thread not belong in Mr. Pussy's?
 
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^ :lmao:

IWasBored said:
mofo night remove kariann's undies if you ask him nicley though :sexywink:
:laugh: As soon as his damn stalker scouts stop peeking in my window, I'll participate in this thread.

:mad: People don't tell me dirty jokes...I give off this damn innocent vibe...
 
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You all receive 10 points...

EP- extra 3 for the humpity hump. Nice :up:

Ouizy- c@ck pushup reference... 3 points.

Mrs. Springsteen... 100 points for Bush.

That's it...

That's the money shot...

Oh yeah, shake it Dubya...

:dance:

:sexywink:

Ow! James Brown.
 
Shake it to the left, Shake it to the right, I dont mind shaking it almost every single night! nanananananananana


Dont just stand there, bust a move.

Just for a minute lets all do the bump, yeeeaaaaaah, cant touch this.

*thrusts hips inappropriatly*
 
I don't want to play around
with no Oscar Mayer Weiner...
You must be sure that the girl is pure...
for the Funky Cold Medina.


That Medina things a monster y'all.
This is the Eighties,
And I'm down with the ladies...

:sexywink:

Dance for me.
 
haha yertle, your insubordinate tone is well founded.

Now, stop dancing with mofo... he's about to do the sprinkler and the robot. You don't want to be around his flailing arms when Play That Funky Music White Boy comes on.

Play That Funky Music Right.

:dance:
 
overwhelmed by the funky beat and Zima, cujo disrobes and screams:

"I'm an elephant, watch me graze on your tables with my mighty tusk... Oh my, BEER NUTS!"
 
cujo said:
overwhelmed by the funky beat and Zima, cujo disrobes and screams:

"I'm an elephant, watch me graze on your tables with my mighty tusk... Oh my, BEER NUTS!"

I just cant get Eno-ugh of those tusks.....



I believe I should change my screen name to: "The Ambiguously Gay Poster"
 
Moflo should do that. Definitely.

Here's a bad dirty joke for yous:

What fruit is destined to be alone for its entire life?

Cantaloupe.

Mwhahahaha.

Dance Sucka!
 
I'm now doing the "Misty Mountain Hop".

The Dancing Days are here again biznitches and hizzores. Get down to the beat or get "flanned in the face". I still dont know what that means.

I'm calm like a bomb.
 
I'm now doing the Safety Dance.

And I'm not wearing a hat.

Actually, I'm not wearing anything at all.

:sexywink:
 
I wanna rock with you

Dont stop till you get enough

When it's time to party we will always party hard
 
Leave it to Moflo
to party like a mofo.

Kick it up MC McRonnie,
the party's gettin hot
and there ain't enough
cujo manwich to satisfy the lot.

Break it down for me.

:dance:
 
u2popmofo said:
I wanna rock with you

Dont stop till you get enough

When it's time to party we will always party hard

Go Ninja, go Ninja go.

Go White Boy, Go White Boy Flow.
 
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