Dalton and NSW's Beijing Olympics Thread - Part III

[corianderstem]

The scoring for gymnastics, like figure skating, is always open to a lot of subjectivity, unfortunately. But every time they change the scoring for gymnastics, it becomes more and more baffling.

Just like figure skating!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

How are you on Beam?

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Oh, God. Me and Jimmy go way back. Actually, Jim Beam is the first thing I ever got drunk on. I have had some very adventurous evenings dancing with Mr. Jim Beam. It is, in fact, my whiskey of choice. I prefer it to Jack, Evan Williams, etc.

 

[bono_212]

How are you on Beam?

I see what you did there.

 

[yolland]

Wow, some Chinese guy I've never heard of just hurt his achilles right before he was to run, and now he can't run.

Oh, wow, was it Liu Xiang? He's the defending Olympic champion in the men's 100m hurdles, and China's best shot at a men's track & field medal. Bad news for them if it's him. I'd read that his Achilles was bothering him.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh, wow, was it Liu Xiang? He's the defending Olympic champion in the men's 100m hurdles and China's best shot at a men's track & field medal. Bad news for them if it's him. I'd read that his Achilles was bothering him.

Isn't it 110m?

Regardless, if it's him, that's horrible.......he's a big deal in his country and this was going to be a major event for him/China. Bummer.

 

[bono_212]

It was him, they did a special report on it about 30 minutes ago. He's out of the rest of the events they said.

 

[corianderstem]

Now, why the heck would you use the term "dismount" when it comes to the floor routine?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

this was going to be a major event for him/China. Bummer.

China's already had enough major events what with stealing gymnastics Gold medals from Americans and things of that nature. No bummer.

 

[yolland]

Oops, yeah duh I meant the 110m. That's too bad.

 

[No spoken words]

It was him, they did a special report on it about 30 minutes ago. He's out of the rest of the events they said.

Damn, that sucks.

 

[anitram]

China's already had enough major events what with stealing gymnastics Gold medals from Americans and things of that nature. No bummer.

I hope the people down in Montego Bay get ready for an invasion/occupation, clearly they are next.

 

[No spoken words]

I hope the people down in Montego Bay get ready for an invasion/occupation, clearly they are next.

You know the deal. Canada gets invaded first, just because I've had enough...it's been brewing for some time now. Elfa gets put in charge of Winnipeg and we go from there. I'll be benevolent, I'll be moving at least two NHL franchises from the States to Canada.

I mentioned that the Swiss are next, but, that could change if Jamaica keeps this bullshit up.

 

[indra]

I'm so bummed for Liu Xiang.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm so bummed for Liu Xiang.

Everyone but GAF is.

 

[anitram]

Winterpeg is invadable for like 3 weeks per year. This will cause you major problems. It'll be like Stalingrad x 100. Even we don't go up there.

 

[bono_212]

ACID ATTACK!

 

[No spoken words]

Winterpeg is invadable for like 3 weeks per year. This will cause you major problems. It'll be like Stalingrad x 100. Even we don't go up there.

The Royal Canadian Mint is there. We're taking it.

 

[corianderstem]

The Spanish silver medal-winning dude on the floor exercise was pretty spectacular.

 

[No spoken words]

The Spanish silver medal-winning dude on the floor exercise was pretty spectacular.

I suppose you want to give him a "cookie" now?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Liu Kang was a fighter in the Mortal Kombat video games.

FINISH HIM!!!

Is this the same guy?

 

[corianderstem]

Oh, there's no need for quotes. I actually meant cookies.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh, there's no need for quotes. I actually meant cookies.

I was channeling Dalton. Sadly.

 

[corianderstem]

Even if I did mean "cookies" with a wink and a nudge, it would not apply to Spanish guy. He had those disc-y sort of things in his ears, which I do not care for.

 

[No spoken words]

Even if I did mean "cookies" with a wink and a nudge, it would not apply to Spanish guy. He had those disc-y sort of things in his ears, which I do not care for.

Noted.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

On the back of the DVD box for 12 Monkeys there are two pictures of Mr. Brad Pitt-Jolie. One he has short Fight Clubbish hair and the other he has long Legends of the Fallish hair.

What's up with that shit?

 

[corianderstem]

On the back of the DVD box for 12 Monkeys there are two pictures of Mr. Brad Pitt-Jolie. One he has short Fight Clubbish hair and the other he has long Legends of the Fallish hair.

What's up with that shit?

They didn't want to give away all 12 looks the monkey has. You gotta save something for the movie.

 

[corianderstem]

GAF, this link's for you:

ohnotheydidnt: Girls Aloud at V festivalSexy No No NoCa

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

GAF, this link's for you:

ohnotheydidnt: Girls Aloud at V festivalSexy No No NoCa

Oh, thanks. I've seen that, though.

I have probably literally seen every single available clip of the Aloud on Youtube. Pathetic, really.

Aren't they amazing!!!!!!!

 

[namkcuR]

The Royal Canadian Mint is there. We're taking it.

Who made you the general?

 

[bono_212]

Who is this woman, and why is she so scary