Daddy's Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Testje

[Popmartijn]

I caved in and did the dishes anyway.

But I just let those pans dry, I won't use a towel.

 

[Popmartijn]

Ik zou de zoute traan willen zijn die op je mooie gezicht zit

You already said that at 10:01 this evening (9:01 your time).

 

[Laura M]

Ooops.

Would you like to hear about potatoes? Fairies?

I have to keep my topics bland and boring now for you

 

[Popmartijn]

I prefer some more flirty talk.

 

[Laura M]

Ik kan niet meer met je flirten

 

[Popmartijn]

Waarom niet.
Is je man jaloers geworden?

 

[Laura M]

Ja. Hij voelt zich een beetje door jou bedreigd.

 

[Popmartijn]

Zeg maar dat hij moet kiezen tussen jou of mij!














Oh, laat maar...

 

[Laura M]

"Ik kies voor laura"



Sorry (wouldn't you have known that would be it anyway)

 

[Laura M]

I am getting really confused.

I am seeing 4 different languages in different boxes on my screen.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'd say something but I wouldn't want to interrupt the lovefest.

 

[Laura M]

I am rejecting Marty's advances. I think he is in trouble now anyway. He flirts with too many women for my liking. He'll get caught out someday.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

on you, Marty. Charmer.

 

[Popmartijn]

"Ik kies voor laura"



Sorry (wouldn't you have known that would be it anyway)

OK, no more beers for him!

 

[Popmartijn]

I think he is in trouble now anyway. He flirts with too many women for my liking.

Says who? The woman who already has a boyfriend?

 

[Popmartijn]

on you, Marty.

You don't mean that, do you?

 

[Laura M]

Says who? The woman who already has a boyfriend?

Well, I am just helping you see the light and giving you some friendly advice, Marty. If you could use all your smooth lines on just one girl you could make her melt.

I have lots of beer at my house anyway.
Well, I drank them all last night, but there's one can left.

 

[Laura M]

We got a new washing machine last week. Everytime it finishes it beeps and beeps. It sounds like aliens have landed. I don't like this new technology.

 

[Popmartijn]

Well, I am just helping you see the light and giving you some friendly advice, Marty. If you could use all your smooth lines on just one girl you could make her melt.

OK, I will try.
But which girl?











This is too difficult!

 

[Rono]

I am going to bed,..yipyipyip

 

[Laura M]

I don't know. Sorry.



I'd let you practise on me if I could but I am, uhm, busy and moving abroad in 2 weeks.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You don't mean that, do you?

 

[Popmartijn]

I have lots of beer at my house anyway.
Well, I drank them all last night, but there's one can left.

That beer comment was not for you!



You can drink as much beer as you want.

 

[Popmartijn]

I am going to bed,..yipyipyip

Great sig, René!

 

[Laura M]

I know it wasn't but I will share my beer with someone who can tolerate me a bit

 

[Popmartijn]

I don't know. Sorry.



I'd let you practise on me if I could but I am, uhm, busy and moving abroad in 2 weeks.

But thanks for the help.



If you ever need to practice your flirting Dutch, you know where to find me.

 

[Popmartijn]

 

[Laura M]

I am good with English, ta.

 

[Popmartijn]

I know it wasn't but I will share my beer with someone who can tolerate me a bit

So you want to share your beer with me!

 

[Laura M]

Marty, you're already in trouble.

I will share beer with you if I ever go to Dutchland again.