^teachers in general are pretty crap....one year we didnt get our christmas exam results back in Maths, we waited about two months then asked our maths teacher about our results....he told us he burned them over his stove because they were crap
He was a pretty funny guy though so we kinda liked him
He called us all sorts of things 'clampits' which we weren't exactly sure what it meant other than stupid...he would also disappear for whole classes to smoke...we didnt mind, as it meant we didnt have to do anything
That being said i didnt learn a whole lot of maths for two years