Cunter, Switzerland superthread

[The Sad Punk]

There are so many guests on that forum.



I wonder if googlebots can appreciate the soulful serenade of Bono?

I personally find the post by attachbonosvoicetomyveins to be truly inspirational.

 

[major_panic]

I personally find the post by attachbonosvoicetomyveins to be truly inspirational.

 

[LemonMelon]

I personally find the post by attachbonosvoicetomyveins to be truly inspirational.

My attempt at an awesome thread was destroyed by CENSORSHIP:

http://www.s8.createphpbb.com/bonosvoice/viewtopic.php?p=8&mforum=bonosvoice#8

 

[Axver]

My attempt at an awesome thread was destroyed by CENSORSHIP:

http://www.s8.createphpbb.com/bonosvoice/viewtopic.php?p=8&mforum=bonosvoice#8

FUCKING LAME.

 

[Cin]

i didn't have any lunch today and I'm starving. All I wanted was chinese but no-where near me is open Bloody public holidays, don't people know that I can't cook

Now I'll have to have easter chocolate for my tea

 

[Axver]

I personally find the post by attachbonosvoicetomyveins to be truly inspirational.

That story moved me to tears. Truly appropriate for this weekend of resurrection and zombies.

 

[Axver]

Plus, if you have someone on ignore you can miss some really unintentionally hilarious posts.

Yeah, exactly. But Aygo pissed me off far too much and wasn't bringing unintentional lulz.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hi Cin!

My attempt at an awesome thread was destroyed by CENSORSHIP:

http://www.s8.createphpbb.com/bonosvoice/viewtopic.php?p=8&mforum=bonosvoice#8

F**k that motherfucker and his motherfucking forum, always screwing things up.




By the way, I think it would be orange.

 

[major_panic]

i didn't have any lunch today and I'm starving. All I wanted was chinese but no-where near me is open Bloody public holidays, don't people know that I can't cook

Now I'll have to have easter chocolate for my tea

I sell you flied lice, vely cheap vely cheap, five dolla only!

Seriously, Chinese stuff is pretty easy to make. Why not try it? If you have a wok, you're two-thirds of the way there!

 

[Axver]

OH DEAR GOD.

I'm listening to Gabe's BD right now.

OH DEAR NON-EXISTENT GOD, ALLAH, ZEUS, ET AL.

 

[Varitek]

damn it peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's forum won't let me post as a guest anymore.

 

[LemonMelon]

FUCKING LAME.

They ruined my thread about Bono's voice's skin color. I may cry racism.

 

[mysterious_jen]

hey cin

 

[major_panic]

OH DEAR GOD.

I'm listening to Gabe's BD right now.

OH DEAR NON-EXISTENT GOD, ALLAH, ZEUS, ET AL.

It's curiously compelling, isn't it? That or it makes you want to slit your wrists.

 

[mysterious_jen]

damn it peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's forum won't let me post as a guest anymore.

they're on to you look out

 

[The Sad Punk]

OH DEAR GOD.

I'm listening to Gabe's BD right now.

OH DEAR NON-EXISTENT GOD, ALLAH, ZEUS, ET AL.

Seriously, no god would allow that to even exist.

Except maybe Loki.

 

[Cin]

I sell you flied lice, vely cheap vely cheap, five dolla only!

Seriously, Chinese stuff is pretty easy to make. Why not try it? If you have a wok, you're two-thirds of the way there!

but will you love me long time?


I do try to cook but 9 times out of 10 it just doesn't work I stick to meat + sauce in jar + rice or pasta. . . .ta dah. Or frozen stuff

 

[mysterious_jen]

OH DEAR GOD.

I'm listening to Gabe's BD right now.

OH DEAR NON-EXISTENT GOD, ALLAH, ZEUS, ET AL.

told you so .




BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Axver]

It's curiously compelling, isn't it? That or it makes you want to slit your wrists.

Is this just stupidly over-compressed or is he meant to sound like a whiny girl?

And the guitarist sucks.

 

[major_panic]

but will you love me long time?


I do try to cook but 9 times out of 10 it just doesn't work I stick to meat + sauce in jar + rice or pasta. . . .ta dah. Or frozen stuff

I'll have to think about that one

And fair enough, but throwing rice, oil, eggs, vegetables and bacon onto a hot wok and stirring it around for a while can't end badly, surely!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Is this just stupidly over-compressed or is he meant to sound like a whiny girl?

And the guitarist sucks.

i think he does helium out the back before he comes on

 

[LemonMelon]

Seriously, no god would allow that to even exist.

Except maybe Loki.

Old Testament God may allow such things as a means of punishment. Lightning bolt to the crotch or Gabe's band covering Elevation? Tough one.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'll have to think about that one

And fair enough, but throwing rice, oil, eggs, vegetables and bacon onto a hot wok and stirring it around for a while can't end badly, surely!

the hell it can

 

[major_panic]

Is this just stupidly over-compressed or is he meant to sound like a whiny girl?

And the guitarist sucks.

I think he DOES sound like a whiny girl.

The performance was fine up to the point where he started singing. By the time it reached the COBL snippet, it was through rock bottom, had finished digging to China and was on the way to the sun...

 

[Axver]

Seriously, no god would allow that to even exist.

Except maybe Loki.

No, not even the most sadistic, meanspirited, malevolent deity would approve of that COBL snippet. Oh wow. That was ... dire.

 

[Cin]

I'll have to think about that one

And fair enough, but throwing rice, oil, eggs, vegetables and bacon onto a hot wok and stirring it around for a while can't end badly, surely!

true. I've got spring rolls in the freezer, that sounds much easier

 

[Varitek]

it turns out it will let me post as a guest, i just can't start a thread in the tips section as a guest. and the really assinine bot-blocker that's impossible to read if you're a normal human being phails, and i got locked out of creating an account for now.

my humor will have to wait.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'll have to think about that one

And fair enough, but throwing rice, oil, eggs, vegetables and bacon onto a hot wok and stirring it around for a while can't end badly, surely!

Special fried rice.

I have some in the freezer, maybe I'll heat it up tonight.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Old Testament God may allow such things as a means of punishment. Lightning bolt to the crotch or Gabe's band covering Elevation? Tough one.

ill take the lightening anyday

 

[Axver]

i think he does helium out the back before he comes on

That seems to be the only fair and reasonable justification for that abomination.