coolian2
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FAWLTY TOWERS IS ON!! Tonight is only getting better
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FAWLTY TOWERS IS ON!! Tonight is only getting better
We've had hail, thunder, lightening etc all day... and Ian, I had to drive up to Khyber Pass in the middle of it all this afternoon
Fuck it's cold tonight.......and the wind is absolutely howling here....
We've had hail, thunder, lightening etc all day... and Ian, I had to drive up to Khyber Pass in the middle of it all this afternoon
Mrs Richards: And another thing, I asked for a room with a view!
Basil: [muttering to Manuel] Deaf, mad, and blind...
[He goes to the window and peers through it.]
Basil: Ah, this is the view as far as I can remember, madam… yes, yes, this is it.
Mrs Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that.
Basil: That is Torquay, madam.
Mrs Richards: Well, it's not good enough.
Basil: Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically—
Mrs Richards: Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea.
Basil: You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
Mrs Richards: I'd need a telescope to see that.
Basil: Well, may I suggest that you consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea?! [muttering to himself] Or preferably in it.
Mrs. Richards: Now listen to me. I'm not satisfied, but I've decided to stay here. However, I shall expect a reduction.
Basil: Why? Because Krakatoa isn't erupting at the moment?
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It's nasty as hell here too - what were you doing in sunny Auckland?
it might be cold here too, I don't know. I've got the heater on and I'm swathed in flannel and polar fleece with a touch of sheepskin
Check up with my heart surgeon. I'm a druggie for life now - they can't operate on it - too difficult, but it's not going to kill me etc, and the pills keep it under control and make life more than liveable. So really I have nothing to complain about.
Auckland sucks arse. It took me 20 mintues to get from Mountain Road and onto the motoway (very short distance).....
I only live just south of Bombay....speaking of which, I got drive through McDonalds from Bombay tonight - 15 minutes from ordering to getting my food through the window. When asked why they said "oh we were waiting for the fries' and they slammed the window shut. My burger had one tiny tiny bit of lettuce, a cup of mayonnaise, and was foul. I would have got more fries in a happy meal than what I got in my carton, and they were only half cooked! I rang them up and manager talked all sorts of shit out of his arse, but he's sending the assistant manager around with vouchers.....fucking unreal.
I have my thermals on underneath my flannelette pj's (soooo sexy ) and the heater is on high. It's still fucking freezing so I'm probably going to go to bed......
mmm, makes me want to get out my bone coloured spencer. It has a little bow on the front for extra
I'm probably not far off going to bed either
Ian, you're piss weak.
I certainly am.
Ax, did you see what I wrote about the Verve?
The single's up on last.fm
Sorry for a second (possibly useless) post
as long as you can admit it, that's the first step to admitting you're a grandad who goes to bed at 10 oclock
Have a good one, Kim.
What happened to 4am, Ian?
Have a good one, Kim.
What happened to 4am, Ian?