Craggy Island Superthread

[Axver]

Netball isn't bad when the teams are good looking.

Or when they're New Zealand and winning.

 

[Cin]

when i saw it i was like hmmm...don't think they want someone doing that kind of rooting for me!


lol! coincidentally, i was just talking about the word fanny yesterday with someone. someone who knows both meanings as well, i can't remember how we got on the subject but we laughed at people with the name fanny. no matter what side of the globe you live on, that's a pretty unfortunately name to have.

were you outside having a fag break?

 

[LemonMelon]

you could just not be looking at the right kind, screwtape. everyone's got their own wants, likes, and desires of course. which is why there's porn for every fetish.

There are plenty of porn sites that appear to be run by people like Screwy. You just need to look reeeeeeeal hard for them.

 

[Cin]

Random but I'm watching a horror film where Dee Snider is torturing people.

is that the guy with the blonde fright wig and hideous makeup?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Oh, dear (non-existent?) god!

you've never heard of it? i remember there was a video of it years ago that was making the rounds of this humour forum i belong to. it was basically a close up of various japanese (OF COURSE, am i right) women's asses and they'd fart. i mean, wtf. who gets to that point where only someone cutting the cheese gives them a hard on?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

were you outside having a fag break?

i've not sucked a fag in years!

 

[LemonMelon]

Random but I'm watching a horror film where Dee Snider is torturing people.

FYI, there are forms of horror films that are considered pornography by some.

Perhaps you're getting your urges out through the wrong genre?

 

[Axver]

were you outside having a fag break?

Oh god, the school counsellor at my high school was American and I got in trouble with him for saying the word "fag". I nearly got into shitloads of nasty detention-y consequences but I managed to shut him up for just long enough to explain what ELSE it means.

 

[coolian2]

you've never heard of it? i remember there was a video of it years ago that was making the rounds of this humour forum i belong to. it was basically a close up of various japanese (OF COURSE, am i right) women's asses and they'd fart. i mean, wtf. who gets to that point where only someone cutting the cheese gives them a hard on?

No i hadn't. That's some weird shit!

 

[Cin]

i've not sucked a fag in years!

 

[coolian2]

Or when they're New Zealand and winning.

Plus there's a few lookers in the bunch.

 

[Axver]

So, we need a new location.

Maybe somewhere involving fags or fannies or rooting?

 

[coolian2]

i've not sucked a fag in years!

I quit because it was fucking up my lungs

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

No i hadn't. That's some weird shit!

i know!

 

[Cin]

So, we need a new location.

Maybe somewhere involving fags or fannies or rooting?

i was enjoying the fanny talk so much i hadn't noticed

 

[coolian2]

So, we need a new location.

Maybe somewhere involving fags or fannies or rooting?

Fag Fanny Rooter, Indonesia.

 

[coolian2]

What about Rooty Hill?

 

[LemonMelon]

No i hadn't. That's some weird shit!

The search count for

fart
ass
japanese
what's
the
address
for
google
again

All just went through the roof.

 

[Screwtape2]

you could just not be looking at the right kind, screwtape. everyone's got their own wants, likes, and desires of course. which is why there's porn for every fetish.

i'd say no fetish creeps me out, but damn some of them are just fucking weird! who'd get off at someone farting? :wtf:

I have an honest question, how can indulging in sexual fantasies when you are alone do anything but depress you?

 

[Cin]

is it wrong of me to be excited about the 132 page Big W catalogue that just came?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

So, we need a new location.

Maybe somewhere involving fags or fannies or rooting?

OMG. according to wikipedia, there's a fanny, west virginia!

I quit because it was fucking up my lungs

whenever i'd suck on one, it'd make me nauseous!

 

[Axver]

Location options from the list:

Fagus, Missouri - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Fanny Bay, British Columbia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Root, Switzerland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

(Some other fanny ones are red links)

 

[coolian2]

Rooty Hill, New South Wales - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[LemonMelon]

I have an honest question, how can indulging in sexual fantasies when you are alone do anything but depress you?

There are these funny things called endorphins that are released during the process that make you feel really good. Yeah.

The depression starts about 45 seconds after.

 

[Axver]

I have an honest question, how can indulging in sexual fantasies when you are alone do anything but depress you?

Go find out for yourself.

 

[coolian2]

The search count for

fart
ass
japanese
what's
the
address
for
google
again

All just went through the roof.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I have an honest question, how can indulging in sexual fantasies when you are alone do anything but depress you?

it doesn't depress me at all. i mean sure sometimes i'll think (not while i'm ahem, doing such things obviously, but just random times when i'm sitting on my ass) it sucks that i'm not in a relationship, but i wouldn't not do anything just because i don't have a boyfriend. people just get urges.

 

[Screwtape2]

is that the guy with the blonde fright wig and hideous makeup?

Yep. We're Not Gonna Take It was their big song.

 

[Axver]

Also, somebody other than Ian and I needs to do the next thread.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

There are these funny things called endorphins that are released during the process that make you feel really good. Yeah.

The depression starts about 45 seconds after.

yeah, like when i realize all i can snuggle with is my pillow

fuck, i'm oversharing.