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I have never watched porn so all I have to go on are the stereotypes. It seems to me that porn isn't so much about relationships and affection.
oh, you're right about that. but watching porn is more about getting any sexual frustrations and urges out, i'd say. something to use when you're not in a relationship (and hopefully even when you are...) but certainly not like "sorry honey i don't want to fuck, i've got this great porn i can wank to instead"
 
You need sexual experience before the affection can be anything but awkward.

Let's just say I've changed a bit in that area from 5 years ago. I'm quite comfortable with myself now.

Yeah. And reading an anatomy textbook about what part goes where doesn't count as experience.
 
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:hyper: Bitch Principal update!! Chairwoman of the Board faxed my letter away for legal advice this morning. They were going to have an emergency meeting with a guy specialising in Board of Trustee advice tonight. But after seeing my letter he told them to get my letter of complaint about the Principal (which I gave to them this afternoon), launch an investigation, and take it straight to the Ministry of Education if need be!!!! :rockon: The bitch is gonna FRY!!!! :yippie:
 
:madwife: Damn computer crashed on me :madspit:


:hyper: Bitch Principal update!! Chairwoman of the Board faxed my letter away for legal advice this morning. They were going to have an emergency meeting with a guy specialising in Board of Trustee advice tonight. But after seeing my letter he told them to get my letter of complaint about the Principal (which I gave to them this afternoon), launch an investigation, and take it straight to the Ministry of Education if need be!!!! :rockon: The bitch is gonna FRY!!!! :yippie:
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Yeah. And reading an anatomy textbook about what part goes where doesn't count as experience.

Honestly, the anatomy textbooks came later for me, just for lulz. :lol: I still don't think the pics are ever that accurate.
 
:hyper: Bitch Principal update!! Chairwoman of the Board faxed my letter away for legal advice this morning. They were going to have an emergency meeting with a guy specialising in Board of Trustee advice tonight. But after seeing my letter he told them to get my letter of complaint about the Principal (which I gave to them this afternoon), launch an investigation, and take it straight to the Ministry of Education if need be!!!! :rockon: The bitch is gonna FRY!!!! :yippie:

Fucking AWESOME. :applaud:
 
:madwife: Damn computer crashed on me :madspit:


:hyper: Bitch Principal update!! Chairwoman of the Board faxed my letter away for legal advice this morning. They were going to have an emergency meeting with a guy specialising in Board of Trustee advice tonight. But after seeing my letter he told them to get my letter of complaint about the Principal (which I gave to them this afternoon), launch an investigation, and take it straight to the Ministry of Education if need be!!!! :rockon: The bitch is gonna FRY!!!! :yippie:

Fucking brilliant
 
:madwife: Damn computer crashed on me :madspit:


:hyper: Bitch Principal update!! Chairwoman of the Board faxed my letter away for legal advice this morning. They were going to have an emergency meeting with a guy specialising in Board of Trustee advice tonight. But after seeing my letter he told them to get my letter of complaint about the Principal (which I gave to them this afternoon), launch an investigation, and take it straight to the Ministry of Education if need be!!!! :rockon: The bitch is gonna FRY!!!! :yippie:

is it wrong of us to laugh as she sizzles :evil:
 
You'll find it just below the belt
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you could just not be looking at the right kind, screwtape. everyone's got their own wants, likes, and desires of course. which is why there's porn for every fetish.

i'd say no fetish creeps me out, but damn some of them are just fucking weird! who'd get off at someone farting? :wtf:
 
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oh btw, i came across a motivational poster at work, the last tier (there's three altogether) is "root for me" - and can i just say, ever since finding out the other meaning of the word, i can't not see the word with a straight face :lmao:

Haaaa. :lmao:

Maybe Screwtape needs to get into netball and find a team to root? :hmm:
 
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you could just not be looking at the right kind, screwtape. everyone's got their own wants, likes, and desires of course. which is why there's porn for every fetish.

i'd say no fetish creeps me out, but damn some of them are just fucking weird! who'd get off at someone farting? :wtf:

:lol::lol:

well it is a big relief for the person letting one go but for the others in the room :scratch:
 
Haaaa. :lmao:

Maybe Screwtape needs to get into netball and find a team to root? :hmm:
:lmao: when i saw it i was like hmmm...don't think they want someone doing that kind of rooting for me!

:lol::lol:

you overseasians and your rooting and fannies crack me up
lol! coincidentally, i was just talking about the word fanny yesterday with someone. someone who knows both meanings as well, i can't remember how we got on the subject but we laughed at people with the name fanny. no matter what side of the globe you live on, that's a pretty unfortunately name to have.
 
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